OGP Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Dear Mr. President: > I'm planning to move my family and extended family into > Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist > me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from > the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a > few arrangements. > We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, > immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those > things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling > your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? > Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: > > 1. Free medical care for my entire family. > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services > I might need, whether I use them or not. > 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English. > 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by > English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. > 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on > American culture and > history. > 6. I want my grandkids to see the American > flag on one of the flag poles at their school. > 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at > school for both breakfast and lunch. > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's > license so I can get easy access to government services. > 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I > don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably > won't make any special effort to > learn local traffic laws. > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get > the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be > sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking > officer. > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. > flag > decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July > 4th. I > do not want any complaints or negative comments from the > locals. > 12. I would also like to have a > nice job without paying any taxes, > or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I > may start. > 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people > to be extremely nice and never say a critical thing about me > or my family, or about the strain we might place on their > economy. > 14. I want to receive free food stamps. > 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies. > 16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I > don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the > government. > 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $ > 4,500 to help me buy a new car. > 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the > Mexican > Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly > income in retirement. > I know this is an easy request because you already do all > these > things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico > . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning > the favor if you ask him > nicely. > Thank you so much for your kind help. ---You ARE the > MAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 good luck man.... the mexican goverment dosen't do any of that you are asking:dope: .....why do you think the move over here j/k ... if this country would stop careting to all ilegals wheter they are from south, north of the boarder or over the pound such as the asian countries like vietnam to name a few chit I better stop this won"t end prety, i am getting a little off the topic here but just my two cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpato Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 (edited) good luck hey do not worry you'll have all the services that have a Mexican, but first ask what services are they, and if you think you can live like so welcome, I laugh because you are right in what you say Edited September 16, 2009 by elpato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbonesMalones Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Greatest post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGP Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 I got that email today and thought id pass it along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I got that email today and thought id pass it along. I do agree with everything it saids ther....but what Idon't agree is that is directed to the when not all brown are and there are others too that are elegal in this country not just good post ogp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS1inferno Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Yes, it is directed to the Mexican people, BUT what is the VAST majority of the illegal aliens in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Yes, it is directed to the Mexican people, BUT what is the VAST majority of the illegal aliens in this country. Like I said not all brown people are mexicans you have your salvador, peru,honduras guatemala, nicaragua, venezuela etc etc... there are more country south of the boarder man mexico don't run from tijuana to argentina and show me where it says that mexican rae the vast majority actually don't show me because it will be wrong......is all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Like I said not all brown people are mexicans you have your salvador, peru,honduras guatemala, nicaragua, venezuela etc etc... there are more country south of the boarder man mexico don't run from tijuana to argentina and show me where it says that mexican rae the vast majority actually don't show me because it will be wrong......is all good I have caught all of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I have caught all of those! Not really you didn"t catch me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Not really you didn"t catch me im sure he could find his way to your door! :mischevious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuNePrEd Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 nice way to stereo type a race by using that STUPID smilie on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 nice way to stereo type a race by using that STUPID smilie on this forum. Lets see-- all of these countries are from down south, most of these countries wear or are very familiar with a hat known as a sombrero so I think the smilie fits with my post without bringing the race card into play. Now if your were referring to another one used by someone else then sorry my bad! :mischevious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 <------ That smilie doesn't mean stupid wetback? :mischevious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpato Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) why I like dumont? because "NO HAY MIGRA" :mischevious: GRAMIS mi no like "pinche migra" :hatdance: how good is that has a Mexican laughs at his own life Edited September 18, 2009 by elpato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 why I like dumont? because "NO HAY MIGRA" :mischevious: GRAMIS mi no like "pinche migra" :hatdance: how good is that has a Mexican laughs at his own life Finally someone with a sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 im sure he could find his way to your door! :ah: hay caramba i better hide before he finds me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 yo no veo nada!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mex450 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 that"s funny sh*t man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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