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I have seen a few posts on facebook regarding this little guy. Does anyone that is coming out this weekend have one? I was thinking of taking some desert themed shots with him and his adventures with the dunebuggy roundup.

I will check the stores tonight and hope I can locate one. We can have some good fun with all the alcohol around the fire at night and some nice dune runs.

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I have no idea what that whole elf thing is but I see alot of posts about it. It's even on the news. :think:

It's probably for the best that you don't know what it's about.

And bp-guy... thanks for raising the bar! Not like there's already pressure everyday to come up with something since my daughter sees what all the other effin elves are doing!! :slap:

That being said, post up pictures! Should be pretty awesome!

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Its a kids Christmas elf.

My kids have theirs for the 2nd year this year. Its supposed to be about the elf watching over them till Christmas and the Elf goes back to report to Santa every night. Every morning the Elf is in a different location so the kids have to find it. They cant touch it because it will loose its special powers and not be able to get back to Santa and no gifts will come.....

with that said I wouldn't be able to sneak her(ours has a girls name) out except for at night.

Its cool to see my little ones search the house for her every morning and watch them react if they start acting up, the other to kids will say something that the Elf is watching.....its cute.

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Rumor is, she is in an extended rehab facility till her "issues" get worked out. Sandy stated she is deeply saddened by her actions and hope she didn't offend anyone during her maiden trip to Dumont and meeting all the kind people that opened up their camp to her.

Pictures to follow (hopefully tonight)

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So Here's how "Sandy" came into my life... While at work one day we received a tip that an individual dressed in red might make an attempt to enter into the US in our area. Our surveillance cameras located "said" individual and kept an eye on this person.

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Within a few minutes this person jumped the fence and was hiding in the bushes, apparently looking for the Border Patrol and see if they were caught.

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After a few minutes this person began to crawl across the road. A common practice to avoid being detected. Little did this person know. They were caught from the beginning.

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One of our Agents responded to the area and successfully located the individual.

And was placed under arrest.

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Now here's where is gets interesting. After entering this female into the system for various records checks, our phones rang and an individual who said his name was "Chris Cringle" was responsible for her and needs her to be released asap. He stated she was a run-away elf with a troubled past. He asked if anyone there could take custody of her and watch over her till December 25th, when she will be reunited with the "Chris" guy. I looked at her and she seemed harmless so I volunteered to watch over her. What could go wrong Really! We arrive at my station and she asked to borrow the keys to the shop truck and get some coffee. I needed some and agreed (mistake #1)

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After getting my butt chewed out I managed to get out on time and head home and load up for Dumont!!!! 6 long hours later we finally arrive and time to let some anger out on the sand! The first night Sandy was pretty mellow and actually hit the sack nice and early. The next morning we all awoke and Sandy was curios as to what these toys were that we bring to the desert.

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Then she looked across the camp and saw a nice 2-seater car the was bright red. She said she was going to take a look at that one because it was so pretty. After about 15 minutes I began to wonder why she was over there for so long. As I approach I can see her on the roof. What could she be up to? THIS!!! Seems as though my little Elf friend has a fancy for the girls! (Can't blame her really)

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I finally pry her off the roof (Or she ran out of twenties!) I told her I have another girl for her to meet her name is Anna.

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Turns out that was a mistake. Anna liked her too as you can see.

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Sandy wandered over to the Liquor stash and was in heaven!

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Did someone say SHOTS?

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Turns out Sandy has a thing for the "white" stuff too.

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We told here she would go to hell for doing these bad things. She wondered what that would be like so being the good DDR folks we are. We improvised and came up with this.

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Well that did no good. She heard Mike's (Greedybastard) trailer music and had to go over and get her groove on!

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We managed to finally make it to the fire pit for the night. (Editor's note) Due to the graphic nature, these photos can be seen on my website. www.619actionphoto.com See Below for info! The next morning we awoke and Sandy was not in her bed. I walk out of the toyhauler to find her face down in the sand.

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Enough is enough. I had to pack up and hit the road. I said my goodbye's to all in the camp and loaded Sandy in the passenger seat and left for home. It was a quiet ride as she was passed out the entire time. I get home and sit her down with the family. We had a long talk about her staying with us till the 25th. If so she needed to talk to someone outside of us and set her straight. My daughter said "Dad, there's a church right across the street!" We all agreed. We said so long for now and hopefully she will come home soon.

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Have you ever hear a preacher cuss? It's not pretty, he said things I can't repeat here. Long story short, she pissed him off and demanded she check herself into rehab IMMEDIATELY! So currently, Sandy is in a safe "undisclosed" location getting the professional help she needs. I hope she didn't offend anyone in camp over the weekend. I will post updates as I get them.

NOTE-- The pictures are on my website in the "People" category. Password is Dumont. (use the capitol "D" when you log in.)

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