SandBurro Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpgAq579cRA ???????????? Edited June 4, 2009 by SandBurro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I always liked this one! clicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Stupid and funny.....fugging hilarious after you watch it a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 5, 2009 Author Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rcs/1127138244.html Date: 2009-04-17, 3:10PM EDT I have a family of taxidemied hamsters for sale. They are perfect for the kid who wants a hamster but you know damn well won't take care of them. Just buy a cage, pose them in it and tell the kids to enjoy. If the kids ask why they aren't moving just explain to them that happy hamsters keep still. These hamsters were originally bought with love and taken care of very well. Then, as is usually the case with my little ba**** kid, he lost interest and kept forgetting to feed them. One by one they dropped off. I couldn't bear to flush these cute things down the toilet so I bought a taxidermy kit and stuffed them. The best part about these guys is that they won't soil the cage or cost anything in food! They'll just give hours of pleasure like live hamsters. Call or e-mail me with an offer so that you can begin your new life as a hamster owner! [number deleted] Thanks, Joe "Buzzy" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/spk/1140769884.html Some Advice From Your Public Defender -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-04-26, 7:43AM PDT First, let me say I love my job and it is a privilege to work for my clients. I wish I could do more for them. That being said, there are a few things that need to be discussed. You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT THE fk UP. Those cops are completely serious when they say your statements can and will be used against you. There�s just no need to babble on like it�s a drink and dial session. They are just pretending to like you and be interested in you. When you come to court, consider your dress. If you�re charged with a DUI, don�t wear a Budweiser shirt. If you have some miscellaneous drug charge, think twice about clothing with a marijuana leaf on it or a t-shirt with the �UniBonger� on it. Long sleeves are very nice for covering tattoos and track marks. Try not to be visibly drunk when you show up. Consider bathing and brushing your teeth. This is just as a courtesy to me who has to stand by you in court. Smoking 5 generic cigarettes to cover up your bad breath is not the same as brushing. Try not to cough and spit on my while you speak and further transmit your strep, flu, and hepatitis A through Z. I�m a lawyer, not your fairy godmother. I probably won�t find a loophole or technicality for you, so don�t be pissed off. I didn�t beat up your girlfriend, steal that car, rob that liquor store, sell that crystal meth, or rape that 13 year old. By the time we meet, much of your fate has been sealed, so don�t be too surprised by your limited options and that I�m the one telling you about them. Don�t think you�ll improve my interest in your case by yelling at me, telling me I�m not doing anything for you, calling me a public pretender or complaining to my supervisor. This does not inspire me, it makes me hate you and want to work with you even less. It does not help if you leave me nine messages in 17 minutes. Especially if you leave them all on Saturday night and early Sunday morning. This just makes me want to stab you in the eye when we finally meet. For the guys: Don�t think I�m amused when you flirt or offer to �do me.� You can�t successfully rob a convenience store, forge a signature, pawn stolen merchandise, get through a day without drinking, control your temper, or talk your way out of a routine traffic stop. I figure your performance in other areas is just as spectacular, and the thought of your shriveled unwashed body near me makes me want to kill you and then myself. For the girls: I know your life is rougher than mine and you have no resources. I�m not going to insult you by suggesting you leave your abusive pimp/boyfriend, that you stop taking meth, or that your stop stealing sh*t. I do wish you�d stop beating the crap out of your kids and leaving your needles out for them to play with because you aren�t allowing them to have a life that is any better than yours. For the morons: Your second grade teacher was right � neatness counts. Just clean up! When you rob the store, don�t leave your wallet. When you drive into the front of the bank, don�t leave the front license plate. When you rape/assault/rob a woman on the street, don�t leave behind your cell phone. After you abuse your girlfriend, don�t leave a note saying that you�re sorry. If you are being chased by the cops and you have dope in your pocket � dump it. These cops are not geniuses. They are out of shape and want to go to Krispy Kreme and most of all go home. They will not scour the woods or the streets for your 2 grams of meth. But they will check your pockets, idiot. 2 grams is not worth six months of jail. Don�t be offended and say you were harassed because the security was following you all over the store. Girl, you were wearing an electronic ankle bracelet with your mini skirt. And you were stealing. That�s not harassment, that�s good store security. And those kids you churn out: how is it possible? You�re out there breeding like feral cats. What exactly is the attraction of having sex with other meth addicts? You are lacking in the most basic aspects of hygiene, deathly pale, greasy, grey-toothed, twitchy and covered with open sores. How can you be having sex? You make my baby-whoring crack head clients look positively radiant by comparison. "I didn't put it all the way in." Not a defense. "All the money is gone now." Not a defense "The b*tch deserved it." Not a defense. "But that dope was so stepped on, I barely got high." Not a defense. "She didn't look thirteen." Possibly a defense; it depends. "She didn't look six." Never a defense, you just need to die. For those rare clients that say thank-you, leave a voice mail, send a card or flowers, you are very welcome. I keep them all, and they keep me going more than my pitiful COLA increase. For the idiots who ask me how I sleep at night: I sleep just fine, thank you. There's nothing wrong with any of my clients that could not have been fixed with money or the presence of at least one caring adult in their lives. But that window has closed, and that loss diminishes us all. Location: Webster,NY Edited July 5, 2009 by RAGDOLL MX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 5, 2009 Author Share Posted July 5, 2009 this one is s alittle vulgar...but soo funny if your a dog owner! http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1121771299.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonpwms129 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Edited July 6, 2009 by RAGDOLL MX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high octane junkie Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) ouch @ 2:30. Edited July 6, 2009 by high octane junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 11, 2009 Author Share Posted July 11, 2009 (edited) http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/bar/1265525722.html i like the corresponding answers of 4 and 5 Edited July 12, 2009 by RAGDOLL MX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor0206 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 is that your post on craigslist cole????? if so i want the first ATV vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 speaking of ATV Vids, i have a few that id like to trade someone for other sand videos, ive seen mine about a hundred times...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 and what the hell....bump to bring it back...lol...where is warrior, he isnt doing his job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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