duniemonkie Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 This is an old story, but new to me Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].” Unfortunately, he was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Holy chit!!!!! :ah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britincali Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I hope to god that story is a fake :ah: :ah: :ah: :ah: :ah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britincali Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Fiction..... http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisclan Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 good story though where they muslim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) yeah...and i bet that guy has 2.3 million lira he needs to deposit in my bank too now if it were dunefreak and duniemonkie got 42 slices of pepperoni on a tony's pizza, id call bullshit too :black: Edited August 21, 2008 by richard cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Fiction..... http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Awww boo! Now I'm dissappointed yeah...and i bet that guy has 2.3 million lira he needs to deposit in my bank too now if it were dunefreak and duniemonkie got 42 slices of pepperoni on a tony's pizza, id call bullshit too Pete could totally take on a lion over a pepperoni dispute Mine would have to be about bacon :black: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I heard that there is an entire midget community somewhere in the San Fernando Valley. Thier houses are supposed to look normal form the outside but everthing inside is miniaturized, 2' counter tops, smaller toilets and such. I would pay to see this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 that's a little wrong !! hehehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 that's a little wrong !! hehehe. fuggin dan-ooooooooooooo back from the dead where you been, bruva??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Glad that story was BS. What a waste of midgets. It's not like you can go to Walmart and pick a dozen up!!!!! I remember back in the day, the night before Turkey day, they had midget/turkey bowling. They would put little harness' on midgets and you would use them as balls. Then they had frozen turkeys you would use as balls!!!!!! GOOD FUGGIN TIMES THERE!!!!! To bad the good ole USA has become so pussified and PC!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor661 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 (edited) To bad the good ole USA has become so pussified and PC!!!! hah..that reminds me of a guy guy we used to have work here. Everyone called him hillbilly as a nickname. One day the boss comes in (joking) and says we cant call him that anymore, so I gave him the politically correct name of "mountian william" Yeah I know its Edited August 22, 2008 by Raptor661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinicolady Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Glad that story was BS. What a waste of midgets. It's not like you can go to Walmart and pick a dozen up!!!!! I remember back in the day, the night before Turkey day, they had midget/turkey bowling. They would put little harness' on midgets and you would use them as balls. Then they had frozen turkeys you would use as balls!!!!!! GOOD FUGGIN TIMES THERE!!!!! To bad the good ole USA has become so pussified and PC!!!! I don't care who you are, that there is some funny chit!! :moon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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