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    Hooked on game

    in General Chat

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    Geeze....anyone else hooked on this game

    My family seems to be up every night till midnight playing this game!!!

    And if it were not bad enought....they had to buy the 2nd guitar to challenge one another

    :finger:

    And I go to bed with the tunes in my head :no_no:

    YEAHHHH!!! And every song that plays on the radio you think...hmmm...that would be a great song for Guitar Hero!! :shake: :freakin_nuts: or if you hear the song from the game...your picture the colors and move your fingers...sheeeshh...happens to our daughter and I all the time.

    How Fast Does a Girl Decide if she likes a guy?

    in General Chat

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    Pete must have been Master (P)ete back then. Was that when the fullsize was lowered? To bad Steveo didn't have those 20inch spinners back then!!! NWA and Public Enemy bumping in the background.

    I think a chick knows in the first 5 minutes if she will.......uh... have "relations" with you. A lil diff than like, but you get the drift..

    We have 2 teenage daughters and I see them checking out boys. First, they notice how "HOT" they are :DDRrocks: If they don't look good, the girls wouldn't give them a second glance. But that is for the young ones. The older ladies would take looks into consideration, but certainly personality is the winning factor! :DDRrocks:

    warrior07's rhino

    in Side x Side Talk

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    :dance: had fun doing it ,but aftermarket crap sucks( i.m so glad i left that bizz) nothing wanted to match up good thing for a pry bar ( screwdriver ) :dope:rear bench ,front seats, harnesses, spacers ,cage i'm happy so far . all the expensive stuff is done just little extras now :dance: like i said before it's for the wife and kid :dope:

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    Awesome :drunk: ...Looks great Pete :laughoff::thumb::clap:

    Pics from "07 CLEAN UP! lets see 'em.

    in 2006/2007 Season

    Posted · Edited by Mrs. Dooner

    :rockwoot::laughoff::laughoff::idiot: I know, Dooner and I watched the video like 30 minutes straight and laughing....and then just sitting there yesterday watching TV :ahhhhh: , I cracked up and laughed so hard I had tears!! :finger: :ahhhhh: :dance:

    No offense TUMBLEina but I don't care who y'ar, that is funny right there :beercheers:

    I should correct my first post. The video was taken by our helmet cam that Dooner had mounted on his handbars. He was right behind TUMBLEina when it happened

    Funniest TRUE thing you have witnessed

    in General Chat

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    ill resurect this for a bit.

    i remember when i was a young kid of about 10 or 11 years old, and I was living in Maryland with my mom and dad. and it was a cold april day, the first to be exact. and i looooovvvveee to play tricks, well my mom and i were on our way to go to town (it was about 30 miles away, we lived out in the country) and we were going to rent some movies...Beta's to be exact.

    and i had this bright idea to tell my mom that she had a spider on her back, knowing that she is deathly afraid of spiders...and I watch in amazement as my mother turned into a violent tornado of a contorionist, attempting to free herself of the "Spider" that has just invaded her space.

    As i lay on the floor paralized in laughter, she realizes that between the laughter and the snorts that iam trying to say april fools. well my mother not as amused as myself and my dad, my mom just looks at me and tells me...."Ill get you back you lil sh*t". Iam Thinking ...no wayyyyy youll get me back, ill be prepared.

    well on our way to town, our driveway is 1700 ft long, and it has a HUGE dip in it, it basicly goes about 300 feet straight and then it goes down like a roller coaster into the grand canyon, and then back up. so our 78 ford fairmont can attain speeds of up to 60 or 70 MPH with out even trying.

    Well we got to town got our ever so newly released Beta VHS tape, and on our way back. The big thing for a 11 yr old kid at that time was to haul arse down that hill and hit the negative G's, so on our way into our driveway, i look at mom and say...."GO MOM GO!!!", well she does...this has got to be the fastest we have ever gone, right before the plunge i look over and i see that the speedo says 60!!!! WOW MOM IS COOOOL!..(yeah right)...well the speed picks up even more as we hit the bottom of the hill, and on the way up my mother screams out "COLBY WE GOT NO BRAKES!!!!!"...as she is stomping the floorboard with her feet....(I was convinced)

    It didnt take a brain surgeon to realize that i have seen this in the movies, Iam not the captian of the ship, so iam not going down with it either! as those words exited my moms mouth, i had already un buckled my seat belt and opened the door! i was about to jump ship at 70 plus

    miles an hour!!!! the door was half way opened and i was preparing to bail, when i heard her laughing.....(iam thinking...this crazy b*tch thinks its funny that were gonna die!)..I suddenly feel her hand on the back of my Tuffskin jeans, and the car suddenly slow...(now iam thinking...Devine Intervention...cause God himself sees how crazy this lady is and dosent want her this soon) My mom got me back into the car, and it came to a stop, she is laughing so hard my dad comes running down the driveway to see what all the noise is about, my dad takes one look at my mother IN TEARS, snorting and laughing, and takes one good look at me......WHITE AS A GHOST! and starts laughing...

    Well i can tell you this much.......iam 34 now....and i was about 11 then...i have never played a april fools joke on my mother since...nor will I...(at least while she is still walking..ill wait till she is in the walker)

    :laughoff::laughoff::laughoff::laughoff::think::banghead::laughoff::laughoff:

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