GIVING 100%

[MAXDOUT]

Simple Math...Has anyone ever seen this???

 This equation should be taught in all math classes!

 From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 What Makes 100%?

 What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:

 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

It is obvious that

 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

 A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

While

 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Finally, and most effectively

 A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ Kissing that will put you over the top !

[duniemonkie]

I am emailing this to everyone I've ever worked with! Especially my last boss