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  1. When I was taking Bob's picture.......he shows up across the street ....... guess he wanted his pic taken too??? Neighbors shephard was attacked by cayotes a few weeks ago........heard cayotes and barking about 5am that did not stop --we knew something was up.....went next door and damn cayotes had shephard circled....they ran off when we got out of car but poor dog went limping back home

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  2. That depends on how tall you are and how long your legs are and how close your thighs are together.Oh that sounds bad :dope::grin::stirthepot:

    As the saying goes......"nice legs....when do they open"

    And boys if you like it or not.....we control your life with "IT"

    :barf::thumb::idiot:

  3. Fall Classes for Men at

    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

    by Monday, Oct 29, 2007

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1

    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2

    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4

    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5

    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6

    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7

    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

    Open Forum.

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8

    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9

    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10

    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11

    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

    Online Classes and role-playing.

    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13

    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14

    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

  4. Dumont rocks, :bawl: 5 hr drive sucks......

    Glammis 8-10 hr drive, never been :woo_hoo: but hopefully by the end of this year I wont say that anymore~

    Pismo rocks, love the beach....just wish it had the "dumont size dunes" 3 hr drive.....

    Oregon rocks!!! Beach and the awesome dunes :beercheers: !!!

    Dirt otherwise.....

  5. Hello,

    Just got information from friends that her friend died in Dumont today~

    No infomation on the cause of death yet~ natural or accidental......

    She is waiting for some word on what happen.....

    Does anyone know of any fatal accident in Dumont today?

    Thanks so much for any help~

  6. Geeze....anyone else hooked on this game

    My family seems to be up every night till midnight playing this game!!!

    And if it were not bad enought....they had to buy the 2nd guitar to challenge one another

    :coocoo:

    And I go to bed with the tunes in my head :banghead:

  7. :laughing: Morning DDR's

    Just bought a new 2500 Diesel :D

    We would like 17" rims however...........

    ..were struggling with which rating of tire~

    285-70-17 No "E" rated tire for this size tire~

    We're probably going with the 36' 5th in the WW or Ragen as soon as we sell our trailer :laughing:

    Does anyone know if a 305-65-17 will rub .......we are leveling the truck with the front keys.

    Cant lift truck....we need to park in garage

    Any help is appreciated

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