We used to live there and still live pretty close so I kind of take Monterey for granted. But, after reading your story... I think it's time for a weekend get away!
If you drive there, just make sure you reload before you get to Salinas!
WARNING: The CR500 is known for tossing rocks across state lines, so if you fall victim to its roost, (most vehicles with more then 2 wheels):
1) Close your eyes.
2) Cover your sweet spot.
3) Start praying immediately.
I'm adding this as #10