~JILL~

Ok, if I wanted to see that I'd jump outta the shower and look in the mirror, and as always it just scares the hell outta me!! Look and wonder where did all that extra junk came from. I learned not to do that anymore since I have high blood pressure, I might die. The 42 longs get tucked into the waistband of the pants to hold them into place so the belly looks bigger & not the thighs or kneecaps.

As far as all the young ones that like the pole, give em 20-30 years. They just think gravity won't get hold of them and everything else that happens after they have a few kids.

I was in the same situation as you so I followed the state guide lines the first thing I did was remove all electronics such as T.V., Stereos ,phones ,game consoles. I locked it all up next thing put a keyd deadbolt lock on your bedroom, keep the only T.V., and phone in there. Next remove all of the non perishable food from the cupboards lock it up so only you have access to it now lock the refrigerator put in a small refrigerator in the garage stock it with bread baloney fruit and water. Laeve only 1 plate 1 glass 1 set of utensils. Next buy the cheapest soap shampoo and toothpaste money can buy. Last but not least remove everything I mean everything!!!!!!!!! from his room except his clothes and bedding even remove the door. Do not wash his clothes either!!!!!!!!!. YOU HAVE NOT VIOLATED STATE GUIDE LINES BY DOING THIS. This will really PI$$ him off but it will also show him that you will not let him take advantage of you. If he says anything about it tell him that this is all the state requires you to do and if he doesn't like it GET THE HELL OUT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. This may seem drastic but children need to appreciate how much their parents do for them. GOOD LUCK

If I didn't know better, I'd think you are one of mine. I did all that and a few more. They leave food lying around I'd put it under the covers in their bed. When they would get into bed at night YUCK! They did their own laundry too. Didn't get their laundry done I guess you stink. My son used to wear long sleave shirts to school I made him learn how to iron. They are now 24 and 27, turned out pretty good.

NOW IT'S THEIR TURN TO BE PARENTS!!!!!!! IT'S HILARIOUS

I like it in the garage with Charlie, sometimes. I like the torches, cuttin metal or helping him heat up metal to bend it. Helped rebuild a CAT 3208 motor for our old field truck, putting the rings on the pistons, putting the pistons in, crank, injectors, etc. BUT torqe the heads, sucks!!!!!!! First time around was ok second time I got 3 bolts, I was done!!!!!!! Sore for 3 days after.

Learned my lesson, leave the torqe wrench alone.

Second lesson was, if you hear the m-f word comming from the garage, don't go out there.

I got mine, I had my weekly from openning weekend , my weekly from halloween and then the one from the machine I got when we went out the weekend befor t-day. When the yearly arrived at the BLM shack@ about 3pm on Wed. I took the 3 weekly's down there with my $60 I was second inline for the yearly. No problems.

-Yeah Mike's truck pulled his share of stuck vehicles and on the way out...the tranny hated us all the way home. It is now in the shop.

-Jill and Charlie...duneroids.com has got to happen now!! Oh and make sure to put the dead cat back on the ranger when you get it back.

-That fire was so hot...we were almost back past the quads when it was going. That Sheriff was pretty funny though.

-The snowman lasted for quite a while, then its head fell off.

I don't know Nicole, I thought ol DUNEROID was gonna sign in on DDR?

The "KITTY CAT" I think will be around for awhile Charlie likes playing with it

Lets seeeeeeeeeeeeee-----------

2 roids and a ranger

Duneroid.com

flaming turkey with a stick up it's butt

Pauly Paul and Dunefreaks Fire dance

That was all before 7pm

We went back to the hauler and I stayed awake till 8:30

I''ll have to remember, 1970? Guess I'm really old! I was a sophmore in high school !!!!!

GREAT WEEK AT DUMONT!

I saw nothing

I heard nothing

I said nothing

And what ever it was I didn't have anything to do with it.

Boy, don't you wish you could change that Jill?

No, I love being married. It's so great to find that one SPECIAL person

that you just want to annoy the p*ss out of for the rest of your life.

CONGRATS, Thats the way to win a heart, all romance dumont style!

Mine didn't even ask me, he TOLD me. It's all good.

Yup, be there 16-25, water and gas is easy since there is only 2 of us.

I like my Ranger, 6 in. wider, doesn't seem to tip easy, 6 in. shorter than the rino, bench seat for two grandkids,dog loves riding in the back. Have not had any problem with the belt but have heard that some did. We got the notice that some of the rangers had been losing a motor mount in a spot that was not really visable then throwing the alignment off on the belt. Took it in and they put the replacement part on. Never had any problems with it.

Gee,I thought conveyor belts are just for getting you lugage on and off the plane.

Benny is standing in front of me right now, he said " Aren't you one of the local 12's that should be at work right now?"

T-shirts

I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE -

IHAVE MY OWN

The worst of all are those damn scale house girls

I'm telling Benny on you!!!!!!!!!!

Effin teamsters Its all about local 12

Local 12 has a few questionables also, mostly young cocky ones but once they get a few YEARS in the seat they are a great bunch. SOME teamsters it just doesn't matter how many years they have under their belt (or over it) it just doesn't seem to help.

If you guys had to work with truck drivers all day long you'd understand!

First thing that comes to mind is "oh GOD I hope they haven't fathered any kids!!!!!!!!"

Procreation should not be an option for some.

It's hard for most people to really understand what kind of gene pool I deal with.

CDAVEGO knows what I'm talking about. He has to work with some of them too.

CAN'T UNPLUG IT NOW! IT'S JUST GETTIN WARMED UP

Need to get a t-shirt made, any sugestions?

will read :

CAUTION:

The b*tch switch has been flipped!

Review Journal has an E-forum you can let it rip! I know when I got on there I sure felt better.

LAS VEGAS

REVIEW JOURNAL.COM

Made a quick run to Baker the week before Halloween, got ours at the Valero for $20 a piece.

I got it right!!! Those are the same types of questions on pschological tests!!!! Lookout BITCHEZZZZZ!!!!!

You probably gave her the idea in the first place CRAIG!

Thieves have broken into my son-in-laws truck twice now, in the driveway last time they just punched the lock in. Their insurance company has now cancelled their insurance- high risk? They're screwed.

Lakemead/Hollywood area

Guess I'm getting a better idea who to stay away from.

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.

This is NOT a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was

'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much, that she fell in love with him right there,

but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: what was her motive for killing her sister?

(give this some thought before you answer, see the answer below)

Answer: SHE WAS HOPING THE GUY WOULD APPEAR AT THE FUNERAL AGAIN.

If you answered it correctly, you think like a Psycopath, the same mentality as a killer.

If you didn't answer correctly, GOOD FOR YOU!

If you got the answer right, let me know so I can make sure to stay waaaaaaaaaay away from you!

My halloween joke a day late.

Why don't witch's wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their Broom!

Sorry Cole, should have put it under the Joke of the day, but I'm still bored.