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I'm waitin for the new pics LOL :mc_smiley:
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...18 ...something must be wrong mine easily is faster than that in the dunes
Thats what I was thinking, maybe he has a 450 LOL :mc_smiley:
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ill resurect this for a bit.
i remember when i was a young kid of about 10 or 11 years old, and I was living in Maryland with my mom and dad. and it was a cold april day, the first to be exact. and i looooovvvveee to play tricks, well my mom and i were on our way to go to town (it was about 30 miles away, we lived out in the country) and we were going to rent some movies...Beta's to be exact.
and i had this bright idea to tell my mom that she had a spider on her back, knowing that she is deathly afraid of spiders...and I watch in amazement as my mother turned into a violent tornado of a contorionist, attempting to free herself of the "Spider" that has just invaded her space.
As i lay on the floor paralized in laughter, she realizes that between the laughter and the snorts that iam trying to say april fools. well my mother not as amused as myself and my dad, my mom just looks at me and tells me...."Ill get you back you lil sh*t". Iam Thinking ...no wayyyyy youll get me back, ill be prepared.
well on our way to town, our driveway is 1700 ft long, and it has a HUGE dip in it, it basicly goes about 300 feet straight and then it goes down like a roller coaster into the grand canyon, and then back up. so our 78 ford fairmont can attain speeds of up to 60 or 70 MPH with out even trying.
Well we got to town got our ever so newly released Beta VHS tape, and on our way back. The big thing for a 11 yr old kid at that time was to haul arse down that hill and hit the negative G's, so on our way into our driveway, i look at mom and say...."GO MOM GO!!!", well she does...this has got to be the fastest we have ever gone, right before the plunge i look over and i see that the speedo says 60!!!! WOW MOM IS COOOOL!..(yeah right)...well the speed picks up even more as we hit the bottom of the hill, and on the way up my mother screams out "COLBY WE GOT NO BRAKES!!!!!"...as she is stomping the floorboard with her feet....(I was convinced)
It didnt take a brain surgeon to realize that i have seen this in the movies, Iam not the captian of the ship, so iam not going down with it either! as those words exited my moms mouth, i had already un buckled my seat belt and opened the door! i was about to jump ship at 70 plus
miles an hour!!!! the door was half way opened and i was preparing to bail, when i heard her laughing.....(iam thinking...this crazy b*tch thinks its funny that were gonna die!)..I suddenly feel her hand on the back of my Tuffskin jeans, and the car suddenly slow...(now iam thinking...Devine Intervention...cause God himself sees how crazy this lady is and dosent want her this soon) My mom got me back into the car, and it came to a stop, she is laughing so hard my dad comes running down the driveway to see what all the noise is about, my dad takes one look at my mother IN TEARS, snorting and laughing, and takes one good look at me......WHITE AS A GHOST! and starts laughing...
Well i can tell you this much.......iam 34 now....and i was about 11 then...i have never played a april fools joke on my mother since...nor will I...(at least while she is still walking..ill wait till she is in the walker)
Thats some funny sheooouuuutt
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WHAT?? 18 MPH??? HMM
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nice raptoroy nice box urg ......I mean toybox
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dunefreak.. I got you man.. no worries. I see what your saying, and you see what I am saying
by the way .. off topic, but Rail is looking SWEEET...
so lets quit and :dance: because if we keep it up we'll hear
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WOW Pete thats going to be a good looking Rail!!!
course its not a rhino (jk)
cheers looking good!!! :dance:
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I think you buy your toys for different reasons
I bought my Rhino because my wife would never go to Comp at night, and then we had a boy, so now I put his car seat in the front, and away we all go..not to mention the cooler rack in the back for cold beverages or a sandwich on a long run.
Oh not to mention going to Utah and going up the mountains.. Can I go mock 90 over the dunes.. MMMM no, but hey thats why I bum I ride from my buddies on there rail or go out on my quad..
so I say to each his own..
LOVE rails but I dont want to store one (in my toy hauler or in my garage) LOL
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ooooookkkkkkk Pete enough of you and the Rhino bashing
you keep it up I may have to find you at your camp and LOL you thought I as going to say something different ....
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driven both.. I have the 660
does that say it? LOL :no_no:
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Yeap A-1 is where I got my stuff done
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This is the SICKEST RHINO JUMP EVER!!!!!!!
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on Extreme... I am getting on my soap box!!!!
I had my 2006 F250 lifted there I had 12 miles on my truck when it was lifted. less than a year later about 8000 miles a had a death wobble at any speed... WTF
took it to Ford Country they said take it back to whoever did your lift, the pitman arm is ready to fall off!!!
so I did, they charged me over $100 to fix there F**K up
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER go there
OK I am off now, whooo I feel better
Oh did I say never go there.....
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I would agree I have a YFZ450 as well, and had Dan at Power House put cams in, and then Dyno it to dial it all in.
Kicking 700's in the booty up comp now without really loosing reliability
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Congrats
Your going to love it. We have a WW billet as well, and we love ours
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I have my quads done at Power House Racing.
The owner Dan is a GREAT guy, and knows his sh*t.. what ever you need done he can do it, and he has a Dyno in his shop.
Contact Info: Dan
Power House Racing
3834 Schiff Dr.
Las Vegas, NV 89103
Located in The Center at Spring Mt. in China Town
702-227-1238.
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Does anybody know what happened with the flight for life that came in that Saturday night? Hope whoever it was is OK!!!
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donutz&dunz two things
1 I love your name, it shows you have a sense of humor
2 THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!!!!! keep on racing I say
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Hey girlwithhorns
Great camping with you guys. Sorry we pulled out early Sunday, had to get back to town.
We'll see you out there some other time I am sure. Sorry about your bike.
The KAOS is the badest rail I have ever seen!!!!!!
By the way for all that weren't out there this weekend it was GREAT!! sorry to rub it in LOL
Weekend Report March 2-4
in Dumont Happenings
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Crazy Moon pics. The moon was so bright this weekend it seemed like day light.