MAXDOUT

badass, Tyler! congrats

You campin at the little dunes this weekend or no?

Yep, little dunes. We'll see how this does out there. I need to get a new set up of front tires and some bigger paddles for the rear.

Out with the old one and in with the new one. I just got tired of the huge horsepower (35) So I picked up this one with a R1 in it. Holy shiat..............this hauls a$$ and rides awsome. Not sure if I will keep the shocks that are currently on it? Probably throw on a set of Kings. I know, I know its still a Rhino right?

Try wattsautomotive.com they are up in Utah.

my neighbor had his truck stolen last week, but for some reason he left the key in the truck

then same nite someone broke into a car and stole their checkbook.I ask them if they had called the bank

to cancel their checks they said no. just wait to dispute them.

I then ask them which window they broke to get into vehicle said they must have left doors unlocked

they also took there garage door opener. :?:

Im sorry to hear anyone getting there stuff broke into, but people please keep your vehicles

LOCKED UP AND DONT LEAVE YOUR KEYS IN THEM............

It needs to be like the good ol days, if you stole a mans horse you were hanged for it.

we need to keep our things locked up at dumont and at our homes.

LETS NAIL THESE THEIVES,

THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND WE ARE PEOPLE, NOT TO BE MESSED WITH........

IVE GOT AN IDEA....... why couldnt we put a chip on our buggies somewhere. not tell anyone where it is.

if you suspect someone has your buggy you can check it. :bert:

***used as a deterent to theives. have stickers made up with.....

THIS IS BUGGY HAS BEEN MICRO-CHIPPED...

LETS GET THESE GUYS.............AND OR GIRLS.......??????

That sucks.

But honestly, where is the accountabilty on the owner. Can you say suspicious??????????? C'mon. I call bullshiat. I have never heard of so much convienant theft. :rant_on: (insurance???????) And honestly, I am not trying to say anything or stir the pot, but if I was a cop....and I know my buddy's who are.....would throw the bullshit flag. None the less, I hope you recover your stuff. But that does give me an idea....my trucks, my boat,my 5th wheel are ready for the pickin. Locks are removed and the keys are laying close bye. I will leave a window open on my home, so someone can steal my house as well. I will be out of town "on business" until all my stuff is "stolen". :dumbass: Why didn't I think of this earlier?????????????? :dance: I am gonna be loaded $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :poke:

Economic Stimulus Payment, this seems to be more like it..............

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A

format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money? "

A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?"

A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchas e a high-definition TV

set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending

your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and

Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in

America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it

on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only

businesses still in the US.

Thanks Uncle Slam!!!!

I sent this to a few other folks and they pointed out that even the prostitute money ends up in Russia

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well speaking of stirring the pot :freakin_nuts: and the inaugeration, I don't understand how the man who is gonna "change" our country, and is constantly telling america how bad of a situation our country is in, can spend 150 million on his little party. In my eyes he should have by passed that spectacal, shook hands with bush got the keys and started working period. I don't know maybe take that 150 mil, and give it to the school districts for books or special eduacation children, or teachers, or children in this country that are suffering from disease or cancer or whatever ect. same old sh*t, aint nothin changed, unless you count the fact that he wasted the most on his inaugeration than anybody else. rant over.

and ya pizza is good. but meatballs are better. :freakin_nuts:

:stir: :stir: :stir: They say, that the turn out was bigger than the "million man march", and more blacks attended this than any other event. The reporter went on to say that, "thankful it wasn't raining that day, because they were going to "CHANGE" the name from inaugeration.?.?.?.?......to Gorilla's in the Mist.

Wall Street’s Socialist Jet-Setters

By MAUREEN DOWD

Published: January 27, 2009

As President Obama spreads his New Testament balm over the capital, I’m longing for a bit of Old Testament wrath.

Couldn’t he throw down his BlackBerry tablet and smash it in anger over the feckless financiers, the gods of gold and their idols — in this case not a gilt calf but an $87,000 area rug, a cache of diamond Tiffany and Cartier watches and a French-made luxury corporate jet?

Now that we’re nationalizing, couldn’t we fire any obtuse bankers and auto executives who cling to perks and bonuses even as the economy is following John Thain down his antique commode?

How could Citigroup be so dumb as to go ahead with plans to get a new $50 million corporate jet, the exclusive Dassault Falcon 7X seating 12, after losing $28.5 billion in the past 15 months and receiving $345 billion in government investments and guarantees?

(Now I get why a $400 payment I recently sent to pay off my Citibank Visa was mistakenly applied to my sister-in-law’s Citibank Mastercard account.)

The “Citiboobs” — as The New York Post, which broke the news, calls them — watched as the car chieftains got in trouble for flying their private jets to Washington to ask for bailouts, and the A.I.G. moguls got dragged before Congress for spending their bailout on California spa treatments. But the boobs still didn’t get the message.

The former masters of the universe don’t seem to fully comprehend that their universe has crumbled and, thanks to them, so has ours. Real people are losing real jobs at Caterpillar, Home Depot and Sprint Nextel; these and other companies announced on Monday that they would cut more than 75,000 jobs in the U.S. and around the world, as consumer confidence and home prices swan-dived.

Prodded by an appalled Senator Carl Levin, Tim Geithner — even as he was being confirmed as Treasury secretary — directed Treasury officials to call the Citiboobs and tell them the new jet would not fly.

“They woke up pretty quickly,” says a Treasury official, adding that they protested for a bit. “Six months ago, they would have kept the plane and flown it to Washington.”

Senator Levin said that the financiers will not be able to change their warped mentality, but will have to be reined in by Geithner’s new leashes. “I have no confidence that they intend or desire to change,” Levin told me. “These bankers got away with murder, and it’s obscene that close to nothing is being asked of financial institutions. I get incensed at the thought that a bank that’s getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money is out there buying fancy new airplanes.”

New York’s attorney general, Andrew Cuomo, always gratifying on the issue of clawing back money from the greedy creeps on Wall Street, on Tuesday subpoenaed Thain, the former Merrill Lynch chief executive, over $4 billion in bonuses he handed out as the failing firm was bought by Bank of America.

In an interview with Maria Bartiromo on CNBC, Thain used the specious, contemptible reasoning that other executives use to rationalize why they’re keeping their bonuses as profits are plunging.

“If you don’t pay your best people, you will destroy your franchise” and they’ll go elsewhere, he said.

Hello? They destroyed the franchise. Let’s call their bluff. Let’s see what a great job market it is for the geniuses of capitalism who lost $15 billion in three months and helped usher in socialism.

Bartiromo also asked Thain to explain, when jobs and salaries were being cut at his firm, how he could justify spending $1 million to renovate his office. As The Daily Beast and CNBC reported, big-ticket items included curtains for $28,000, a pair of chairs for $87,000, fabric for a “Roman Shade” for $11,000, Regency chairs for $24,000, six wall sconces for $2,700, a $13,000 chandelier in the private dining room and six dining chairs for $37,000, a “custom coffee table” for $16,000, an antique commode “on legs” for $35,000, and a $1,400 “parchment waste can.”

Does that mean you can only throw used parchment in it or is it made of parchment? It’s psychopathic to spend a million redoing your office when the folks outside it are losing jobs, homes, pensions and savings.

Thain should never rise above the level of stocking the money in A.T.M.’s again. Just think: This guy could well have been Treasury secretary if John McCain had won.

Bartiromo pressed: What was wrong with the office of his predecessor, Stanley O’Neal?

“Well — his office was very different — than — the — the general décor of — Merrill’s offices,” Thain replied. “It really would have been — very difficult — for — me to use it in the form that it was in.”

Did it have a desk and a phone?

How are these ruthless, careless ghouls who murdered the economy still walking around (not to mention that sociopathic sadist Bernie Madoff?) — and not as perps?

Bring on the shackles. Let the show trials begin.

Yep, take these azzhats out and shoot them in public. Set a "NEW" standard. After the "sensative" people got used to it, people may not be so quick to rip others off.

Since I have already offended some people, why not add to the fire :poke: :stir:

Definition of tragedy

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The newly elected President and Vice President, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Mr. President asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy"

No," says the newly elected President, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

I'm afraid not," explains the Vice President. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

Mr. President searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the President and the Vice President were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

Fantastic!” exclaims both men,” That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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STICKS AND STONE'S WILL BREAK MY BONES.............BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME.

LIVE BY IT. IT WAS TAUGHT TO US AT A VERY EARLY AGE.

But, apperently some are senastive to name calling. I am not!!! Call me what you will. Again, here is the comment of GROW SOME THICKER SKIN DUDE.

What are you, 12-13 years old? Or just too thick headed to understand the point?

Okay maybe being to critical on

I think the white smiley is a little to Racist.lol

This political topic was okay until inauguration was spelled wrong.

Now for the real truth I don't like democrats. :poke:

STICKS AND STONE'S WILL BREAK MY BONES.............BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME.

LIVE BY IT. IT WAS TAUGHT TO US AT A VERY EARLY AGE.

But, apperently some are senastive to name calling. I am not!!! Call me what you will. Again, here is the comment of GROW SOME THICKER SKIN DUDE.

what i dont quite understand is why you quoted me and make mention of "aniggeration" ?? as you put it. it certainly wasnt me that wrote that. but i am concerned that you think i wrote that cause i most certainly did not. i checked twice to see if i did but i spell it anaugeration and its likely incorrect. but i wouldnt spell it that other way.

as i said i do have some biggoted beliefs i guess you could call it but i stand by what i said and i take any person at face value not by color.

im not angry btw: but i did not write that word in my posts.

fyi i did not post this

I did, and to comment on the spelling, GET OVER IT!!! do you ever listen to Howard Stern? That's where I got that. It may be offensive, but it is a joke, in light of the "color" of the President.

YEP..................THIS SETTLES IT.........................EVERYONE IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW leave me the hell alone.

lol now your srereo typing pete. not all latino decended humans are wet backs wet backs are illeagle aliens they are breaking the law they are against the law they are outlaws and deserve any name put upon them. and not all wb's are mexican.

theres italians known as wops = with out papers

has nothing to do with race

and everything to do with criminals

and why is it that chris rock , eddie murphy , richard pryor , george lopez , cheech marin , and a thousand others can make white jokes and not be labled racist but let a white person tell a black joke and omg out comes the gay pride and the bigot ,racist, facist, supremist statements. usually done by hypocrites i might add. i take a person one at a time and judge from there. but i also have whats considered bigoted beliefs and so do many minorities. and being that im white and from so cal makes me a minority.

wheres my effin benefits and welfare

Well said................there seems to be a sensative bunch in here.................

more that 2.5 million.....at AT LEAST another 0 to that

20.5 million...and i think that is still a little low.

also...not all of them are here to work.....a good number (as of yet to be determined) are on social programs like welfare and AFDC, also sending their kids to public school.

much government money would have been saved had prop 87 not been declared unconstitutional

can anyone answer me this??? how can anything be unconstitutional for a non-citizen?

Hell, Obama's aunt or cousin or some realative is living here for like 5 years and is illeagal. He doesn't even enforce the rules let alone play by them.

Yeah I do think your a racist. Is it right to think that way? No. Do I think that will change? No.. Do I give a shiat if you are? No.. Just keep your opinons on that issue off a public forum where younger ppl might be reading. It does nothing but degrade ppl... but hopefully they consider the source and pay no attention. I'm not being "Mr. Sensative" just trying to protect a few ppls opionion of the off road community and this board. Say what you want about obama... but no need for the racial slurs.

I agree, let's keep the racial stuff to a minimum guys. I know maxdout (and a few others including myself) like joking like that from time to time , but when we are talking "serious" about political stuff...it's not the place fo racial jokes if we wanna have adult conversations about this stuff.

His color or ethnic background doesn't have chit to do with his position as president so we really shouldn't even be bringing that up, let alone making racial jokes.

Now back to your regularly scheduled political thread....

I think you meant to say inauguration. Nothing he does will be right in your opinion, and that's your opinion.. everybody has one, some better then others. I take offense to your racial slurs and you don't know who they could effect. So If you could keep your racist opinons to yourself it would be appreciated.

Grow some thicker skin...............if you are offended, that's your problem. Don't read what I write, because I will not do anything to get your appreciation.

And to clarify my statement, because "Mr. Sensative" thinks I am a racist. I hope he does do good. I hope he "changes" what he said he would. Now...for the realism of it. ITS NOT HIM!!!!! IT'S THE PARTY HE IS WITH. I do not believe in all the other issue's the democrat's want to apply. Like Nachoooooooooo said about gun control and the Military issue's. The democrats are behind the entire housing market crash. Did you know that??? But, I am not going to sit here and bleed out my stance on things, because it is a deadend subject.

Watch the video, "Mr. Sensative" so you may understand the frustration of this guy actually getting elected.

Hopefully a new president will help us all out....

Wasn't this the topic Obama the azzhat should of done something about the stupid azz iniggeration that cost 150 million. The most money ever spent. WOW, imagine that??? Couldn't he of stepped up and used the money elsewhere????????People were not celebrating the President...............they were celebrating the color of the President. Pathitic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I am truly blessed to have my job and with the amount of seniority I have, if they cut personnel, I will be the last to go.

What gets me is that Nevada educators are some of the worse paid in the nation, yet our wonderful Gov. wants to hit us hard, while they are living in tall cotton.

The big thing is where did all the money go and who is accountable? That's what I want to know.

It's just frustrating to have to pay the price for other peoples F ups.

I'll just have to take my on a hike in the desert with my dogs after work then have afew later and try not to think about.

I am with you on this one. ACCOUNTABILITY???????????????????? Nevada goes out and builds a butt-load of state of the art schools, and who knows how much each one cost, and the pay for the teachers is shiat!!!! I believe that teachers should make a huge salary. Serious....I do not have kids, by choice....but if I did I would want them in a good teaching enviroment. If Nevada doesn't pay sh*t, they get sh*t......................so to speak. NO OFFENSE. But I just believe Nevada has their head in their azz.

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You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Bye.............Bye.................Midget

Well works slow for some of my buddies, so I thought I would help them out and bring them over to put stone on my house. A couple area's in the front, all the columns on my patio, my fireplace stack and the BBQ. Called and told my brother, (who does my work) I was ripping of the travertine BBQ top But it will look better after with granite tops. Then once everything is done up front I will put on a nice stone cap on the low walls. Then off course I need to re-paint the house, because I sent my stucco guys over and put pop-outs around all my windows. My wife's a little but....hey, it will be all good once done.

And you guys thought I was getting :redhat: :smoker:

Yep, I agree fresh water. That's no big deal.

I thought is was stupid. The childish rantings of a immature man going through a midlife crisis.

To this Connie replies:

Dear Dan,

Please try not to miss me, I certainly don't miss the STD's you gave me by whoring around like you do. Thank goodness Dr. Feelgood cleared it all up on our trip to Jamaica on his yacht.

As for you F*cking Remote Control. Well............. Enricha the 6 pack ab's poolboy is using right now. We enjoy watching Sports and Comedies after he is done cleaning my pipes. He really likes the 42 inch flat screen plasma tv you left behind. He is so dedicate and has the stamina of a Lion. Grrrrrrr!.

Connie

Sounds like someone must of recieved the same kind of letter :kissass:

I know this is a dead subject, but this is a good picture of her-him. WHAT??? :poke: :stir: I think this picture needs to go to Mulletwatch.com

Hey Tyler, I'll try and make it over there to say hi sometime on Saturday if you are still there. Have a couple cold ones ready for us would ya?

Anytime.....................