RAGDOLL MX Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the > > pharmacist: "Could you please > > give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner > > and I think she > > is expecting something from me!" > > > > The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he > returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my > > girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always > > crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me > > and I think she expects something from me too." > > > > The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy > > is leaving he turns back and says > > > > "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's > > Mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes > > allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting > something > > from me!!" > > > > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on > > his left, the sister on his right and the Mom facing him. When the dad > > gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts > > praying: > > > > "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give > > us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for > > your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, > > keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his > > girlfriend even more than the others. > > > > She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I did not > > know you were so religious!" > > > > The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!" Quote
DUNE SMURF Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 thanks for the laugh i needed it (that would suck though) Quote
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