RAGDOLL MX Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the > > pharmacist: "Could you please > > give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner > > and I think she > > is expecting something from me!" > > > > The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he > returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my > > girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always > > crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me > > and I think she expects something from me too." > > > > The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy > > is leaving he turns back and says > > > > "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's > > Mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes > > allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting > something > > from me!!" > > > > During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on > > his left, the sister on his right and the Mom facing him. When the dad > > gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts > > praying: > > > > "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give > > us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for > > your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, > > keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his > > girlfriend even more than the others. > > > > She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I did not > > know you were so religious!" > > > > The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 that would suck lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE SMURF Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 thanks for the laugh i needed it (that would suck though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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