This should have been put in joke of the day, but I couldn't help but put it here.
Police Dogs
FROM THE CHICAGO POLICE CHIEF: THE CITY OF CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT ALL GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOGS WILL BE REPLACED BY COON HOUNDS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE CITY IS NOT HAVING ANY PROBLEMS WITH GERMANS.
WARNING: If you laughed at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama and Rev. Wright will be comin' over to kick your marshallow, chacker, whitie, honky a$$! (they can say all of those things about us on TV)