heres my first post on the ddr forums!
one of my fav's is putting anti-seize under the door handles of a truck or under the handles of the tool box. if you dont use too much most of the time you dont feel it on your hands and it will end up in the persons hair, nose, ears or just about anywhere they touch. a while back a friend of mine had too much to drink one night and wanted to go riding. normally im up for this, but he could BARELY walk. so i pulled the plug wires of his banshee and watched him kick the bike over for about 30 minutes before giving up and going to bed.