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Your arce? okey dokey then!

great smiley!! the bruce lee smiley

Do they call it a numbchuck because you're numb after getting hit with it?

Thtas some funny chit.....sorry Dani but that is funny

good aim they squeezed it (the car) between the rail and the roof

HEY GUYS ITS ME AM I AM TRYING TO GET BACK TO EVERYBODY AND SAY THANKS FOR ALL THE

HELP AND SUPPORT AND LET YOU KNOW WE WOULDNT OF MADE IT WITHOUT THE HELP..I AM IN REHAB AND DOING OK I GUESS.. I WILL TRY TO POST SOME PICS BUT ENERGY LEVELS ARE SO UP AND DOWN.

Glad to hear you are doing good charlie

a couple weeks back the tow truck driver for ewing brought a car in and was saying they have like 30 recovered theft F-250, F-350's at their yard ....

Hmm what was the accent of the peeps in that video????

all i can say is

Have a good safe trip ...and get alot of meat to make some jerky

some of those are

Its perfect weather right now

check out the Judge

http://www.taurususa.com/video/taurus-theJudge-video.cfm

sweet...I like Taurus, I have a Taurus nickle 357

Like Tim said go buy it from a store ....e-bay is for that stuff, sometimes they get more on e-bay than you can get new at a local electronics store

manual transmission

oh o.k....yea thats ...... hey cheese

clean ol ramcharger

since no one has been able to find my missing oakley arm....iam going to try to appeal to their humor and get a replacement arm. here is what i e mailed them.

Dear Oakley,

I have been a huge fan of your glasses for many many years, starting with my first pair back in high school..a pair of Frog Skins, then eyeshades and Razorblades and so on and so on. I wore them in the Desert overseas while in Saudi, and Somalia. I continue to wear them, averaging about 2 pair a year. its hard to find all black glasses that are within regulations for the military. But Oakley has prevailed. I would like to thank you for such an awesome product.

Recently while out with my friends in Dumont Sand dunes, i seem to have taken a "Digger", attempting to beat up the sand dunes with my face. I can tell you this....not my wisest of decisions or actions. Well during my Lawn Dart incident I seemed to have lost one of the arms of my recently purchased "Minute" glasses. It was the right side of my glasses, not only was it pretty apparent it was the right side of my glasses, it was also the right side of my face that was able to absorb the damage while attempting to abuse the sand dunes with my face. I would like to know what it is that i can do to replace the one arm. Dont worry about the damage to my face, I seem to have healed rather well, it has not effected my looks to much. My wife dose not think i can get any uglier. she says that the glasses help ease the pain. Well needless to say i do look rather stupid walking around with out a sunglass arm, and i look even dumber with a popsicle stick taped to my glasses as well....I had even tried to color it black with a wood colored "O" on it as well.....it didnt fool anyone...and made me look dumber. so if there is anything that your company could do to help resolve this situation I would greatly appreciate it!

thanks again!

should be does not dose

But other than that the letter is some funny chit cole they will probably send one just for the laugh.

Damn Tim sorry to hear that!! sad deal..my thought and prayers go out to the family

I Got it wrong...

I'll stick to bottled water for drinking out there...thats when i am not

Nitrogen is only good in a tire ,if you want no moisture

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A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an ###### and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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A. The swallow.

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A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Pete / Anna Great decoration .

I would switch to your dirt tires for sperry , it will thrash your paddles