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  1. Sweet site :laughoff: (wheres Eddie)

    sweet video it turned out great.

    Great season looking forward to next year,

    Thanks to Pete for putting me up all season it is greatly appreciated.

    And thanks to everyone else for putting up with my loud drunk a$$.. "THATS FUGGIN RIGHT"

    :laughoff:

  2. * D-Man is 35.5 inches tall

    * Pack it in then throw it on the ground

    * "YOUR FUCGIN DOGS ARE DONE BRO" (RacinGaysen) :rockon:

    * Fear and Loathing is still one of the funniest movie the 300th time watching it. (fk SEATS)

    * watching jackass hungover will make you dry heave.

    * white duct tape can repair a side wall of a tire as well as siding on a hauler

    * OGP was not to happy with himself this weekend

    * Cole pissed on my truck, i has no idea :laughoff:

    * I like to listen to music (LOUD) :dance:

    * Jims car broke again..

    * Jims Ear still doesnt work. :laughoff:

    * ISBB must of had his eye reconstructed (no wounded eye ball this weekend)

    * From the road to the pay station the exact distance is (2 BEERS) :thumb:

    * The Simpson's had a family member out at Dumont this weekend.

    had a great time like always, Thanks to Pete and Anna for letting me crash once again.....

  3. Dear Alcohol,

    First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

    As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

    However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

    1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

    2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.

    Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

    4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    Thank you,

    Your Biggest Fan

    P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative

    2. Preliminary

    3. Proliferation

    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity

    2. British Constitution

    3. Passive-aggressive disorder

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN

    DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

    2. Nope, no more beer for me.

    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

    5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

  4. The "Ivisarail" is the best buy on the market. I check into it for ya while I checking my "invisarhino" They have some really hot new plastic coming out this spring.

    :drinkbeer: :dance: :driver::dunno:

    yeah let me know what you find, looks like thats the only builder i can afford at this time

    :dunno:

  5. So a year ago today you wanted a new rail and were ready to buy one....now a year later you have no hauler and a broke down quad and NO SANDRAIL!!!!!!!!!

    :dance: :driver::dunno::dunno:

    yeah yeah yeah, starting our Bookeeping bussiness put us alittle behind on some things we want to do.

    Oh well it is doing very well now and well see what the next 6 months brings.

    I am not going to settle for a car i dont like so if that means waiting alittle longer so be it. I know what i want it is just having the extra money to get it.

    thanks for the info Barneycar and Bigrick but i am for sure buying a Monster manx when the time comes..

    Hey Bert one more for ya :dunno::drinkbeer:

  6. I know some idiot with over 6,000 posts on here. :coocoo::dunno: I guess I'd have to say I'm addicted with that kind of post count. :DDRrocks: For me it's mostly the people of DDR. Like most of you said, pretty much everyone I have met on DDR are way cool peeps. I have met some great new friends that are into the same chit as me and I think it's great to be able to stay in touch with all of them so easily. Chatting with other peeps on the site (that I haven't met) that go to Dumont is cool too. I like to see everyone's pics of their rides, from dune trips, etc. :dunno: :dance: :rockon: Mutha Bitchezzzzzzzzz :dance: :dope:

    99% :dope::laughoff:

  7. WHAT'S UP ALL YOU FOOLS AND SUCKA'S?! I have been very busy with a new son and another child on the way! Also we are working very hard to take The Custom Shop to the next level! We are celebrating 10 years of business in Vegas and have aquired alot of commitments with our parts manufactures and various promotional events! As time seems to be a very valuable asset these days, I have pretty much given up on the Forums thing completely. (It ISN'T only DDR I have refrained from) Thanks for all the good words from those of you that wrote them! And as for the typical RUDE REMARKS from the internet a$$hats :drinkbeer: , You know where you can shove those!

    "Internet a$$ hats" thats funny :eatdrink021:

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