Raptor661 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 OK OK I love my job, I love my job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Now imagine this, what is the possibility that the J&J person may actually LOVE their job!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor661 Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 Now imagine this, what is the possibility that the J&J person may actually LOVE their job!!?? Ask cheese how he likes his job at J&J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Ask cheese how he likes his job at J&J. do you know the differance between a rectal and a oral ? the tast ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Edgy Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) I can't tast anything!!!! Edited February 17, 2008 by mredgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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