Offer............Give me the car and I'll take care of it until you are able to drive again. Since I drive so slow it should be in the same shape when you get it back that is was when you dropped it off at my shop!
Now there is an offer for you!!
Yeah right! That's like putting milk and cookies in front of Bert and telling him not to touch them. Then instead hand him a salad and tell him, "enjoy!"
Not gonna happen.