In your 80s: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead. You went to school with the old lady greeter. You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for.Then you fart out loud and think someone called your name.
Except for the going to school with the greeter, is it bad that this one describes me best??