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  1. What if...purely what if... we banded together hundreds even thousands of us and took back Kelso for one day...what you think they would do? Arrest everyone? arrest release & fine? just like environmentalist do? totally peacefull...but raising awareness. they'd probably start shooting! but what if...

    We can all dream. They look like they would be fun as hell.

  2. Update on Joe Arpaio

    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

    HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

    AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER

    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on c ou nty and city projects.

    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails so he hooked up the cable TV again with only the Disney channel and the weather channel.

    When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

    He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

    When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton -- If you don't like it, don't come back."

    He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on tape that he pipes into the jails.

    When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

    More on the Arizona Sheriff:

    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

    "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Za nz o t, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year . "It's inhumane."

    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

    Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers' money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

    If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete! it.

  3. :slap: good ones

    Now I'm gonna steal yo thunda and post mine :laughoff::flipoff::laughing: ...

    -when your toyhauler is plugged into your truck and your t/h batteries don't charge and it's acting like the main switch is off, check the main switch to see if it's ACTUALLY off. :laughing::laughoff::banghead:

    -"take off yo blind fold and open yo eyes!" :laughoff:

    -Jim (foxy~sand~snake) didn't break his rail this trip. Oh yeah...he didn't bring it. :blink:

    -I found out that some rhino rides CAN be fun. :idiot:

    -OGP has lots of gadgets and toys :nah:

    -Painterjoe thinks pics of male Hillary's are hot :laughoff: j/k that was funny though

    -pauly and foxysandchick have cone fetishes :laughoff: and are addcited to asking for directions even when they don't need them. "Hey can you tell me where bathroom #1 is???" :freakin_nuts: :slap:

    -Anna hates her thunder stolen but is happy to pinpoint exactly what it is I do when I'm drunk. That was funny chit. :laughoff:

    -Vince (bevo I think his ddr name is) has small chick feet and a mullet like OGP's. Good times.

    -I lead some "scenic dune rides" in places where apparently wingnut has never been :assblast:

    -woody doens't have a main switch on his hauler :jester2:

    -crazy dave wanted to bring his rail because I was coming this trip but didn't :coocoo:

    -Randog had a dog from his camp that pissed on all our stuff :lol: "get outta here dog....noooo not you Randog!" :idea:

    -3 different funny quotes from the weekend: "Pauly, your missing a lugnut!", "We can getcha going in 30 minutes", and "It's just the tire."

    -black jokes are even funnier when it's MLK weekend

    -stupid squeeky red quad boy got a lil annoying at times but oh well :lol:

    -we can actually dune at a moderate pace at times. Who woulda thunk it!?

    -late night cheese :afro: 's are better when you have CHEESE. Thanks Brice. I'm glad I was able bring you & Mary up to pace on what exactly they are.

    -Joe Duner still wore shorts all weekend despite cold temps :lol:

    - :think: "THUNDA....THUNDA.....I'M THE THUNDA STEALA!!!!" :laughoff:

    I was hoping you wouldn't remember. :dunno:

  4. what about Painter Joe? havent seen him since the bachelor party...and the broken leg incident

    I'm still here :driver:

    It's been a while since I posted, just lurkin. I am so lookin foward to MLK, see you guys out there. :headbang1:

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