I'm finding it sooooo hard to not call you a tool right now so I'll bite my tongue. Until you have to job of moderating a board with lots of different opinions and many members I would suggest you chill out for a second.
General talk about nude riding and non-graphic things about a stripper pole are one thing, but when you start talking about specific chit like WET SPOTS (and no I don't mean places like the lake or river), it tends to quickly cross the line and turn from funny innocent talk to vulgar and innapropriate.
You, for some reason, seem to think that me or the other moderators are picking on you because we don't know you. Quit reading into it so much and stop to think about why the rules are there in the first place. Don't worry about what has been looked over and what hasn't. Just respect the rules of the board thats all. If we say something to you it's because the content of what you posted. Hell, more times than others it's my own damn friends that have been warned numerous times or even SUSPENDED. So don't tell us that it's because we don't know you.
Justin, I have nothing against you. Please understand that. The job of moderating this board isn't easy at times and sometimes we the mods seem to get criticized more than thanked for keeping this place up and running and fun. It's usually a fine line between appropriate and inappropriate. It's not what you are talking about, it's HOW you say it. There are ways of saying things top keep them clean and I don't think you undertand that.
Sorry you feel this way. Would you like your money back now?