MikeGriffin

There are some people that know me by my real name Richard Cranium!

1. Complete the song lyric: "Up on the housetop the reindeer are really pigs" 2. There is a Latin song called "Adeste Fideles." What is it called in English? Refried beans for Christmas 3. Who wrote the song "White Christmas?" Some Columbian druglord 4. According to the carol, who "looked out on the Feet of Stephen?" Some nasty fat whore 5. On the tenth day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me? The clap 6. Who composed the "Nutcracker Suite?" Liberace after a rough night 7. From what holiday song are the following lyrics?: "Fall on your knees, O hear the angel voices!" Oh cum all ye faithful 8. What pair collaborated to write "Winter Wonderland?" Ben Dover Ann Takeit 9. When "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" was composed for the "Nutcracker Suite," a newly invented instrument was used in its music. What was it? A vibrating d*ldo 10. In the carol known as "The Friendly Beasts," the donkey carried Jesus' mother and the cow gave the child his manger. What did the doves provide for the baby Jesus? His first meal of squab 11. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. After all, it doesn't show signs of stopping, and I brought some beer and hookers. 12. As the tune goes, what did Grandma get run over by? Grampa's mistress making a mad getaway 13. "It came upon a midnight clear..." what did? (the next line) Some over anxious teenager with a new bottle of lotion 14. A 1946 Nat King Cole recording sings: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire; Jack Frost nipping at your nose." What is this song called? Damn it is it Xmas already 15. According to the song, that jolly happy soul Frosty had a corn cob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. But what was his hat made of? Probably purple velvet and a peacock feather with a zebra skin band

I hear SinCity Blondie is looking for a job.

Buggychick is smokin' HOT!

How about if you just don't pay them? They didn't provide the service they were contracted to do. Or did they? If they did the road being bad is someone eleses fault for getting the wrong kind of road put down. It looks like someone just got paid to get rid of tons of useless broken up crappy asphalt.

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I look at some of these pictures and the music from Dueling Banjos runs thru my mind!

I'M NOT AFRAID OF A DAMN THING!

You could have got a 660 Rhino for that kinda money. Those Rangers are nice though. I'm sure you will enjoy it.