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This guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said, "No ... but I would like a regular banana later, so ... yeah."

Mitch: All McDonalds commercials end the same way "prices and participation may vary." I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children."

for those that dont know what i mean, Clean up weekend we were listening to music from a stereo system in my toy hauler. I went in to change CD's (i put in TOOL) Terry (YNOT) stood up from the fire to go to bed and told pete to try to keep it down alittle. Right when he said that the new CD started and it was full blast. I walked out of the toy hauler not aware it sounded terrible as Pete was running towards me. He asked me do you hear that? I was like what are you talking about. Pete said can't you hear that pointing to his Ears I said no. Pete said it sounds like satin is throwing cups of blood out of your toy hauler. turn it down. it was funny as hell

Yeah clean up weekend was alittle much, lol Satin was throwing cups of blood from the speakers to the outside of my trailer that weekend Awesome :no_no:

Not from that movie but for sure funny Mitch hedberg:: You know how on a stop light Green means go ahead Yellow means Hold on and Red means stop Well with a banana its just the opposite Green means hold on Yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fk did you get that Banana"

We had two bags of grass... pellets of mescaline... five sheets of high-powered blotter acid... a salt shakerhalf-full of cocaine... a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum, a case of beer... - a pint of raw ether...- sh*t ! two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip... but once you get locked into a serious drug collection... the tendency is to push itas far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved... than a man in the depths of an ether binge... and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. AWESOME

How about we make it $12,000 That way you guys can use some of that money to get Nick's eye fixed Look that smiliey has a wounded eye

It Depends Have you been drinking??

so what you are tring to say is that i am looking at like $2500 bucks

wounded cake eyeball Thats funny

I need to find out who's camp that video was shot at. Does anyone know what camp out at Dumont says "THATS f*ckin RIGHT" alot

How about i just give you like $2000 and you can throw in a DDR sticker

Sweet side panel holes

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Sobe Bomb sounds dangerous, i dont know if i even want to know what it is. Just give me a camp fire and some cool Aid and iam happy. OH YEAH OH YEAH OH NO LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THAT PERFECTLY GOOD GLASS BOTTLE Thaaaaats poopd*ck

whats a Sobe Bomb???

That is funny sh*t.

Not sure if i will be there or not.

As i was reading this post i thought he was going to talk sh*t about his own weight, and then i was let down

well here it is step by step line 1 is what you said in a previous reply line 2 is saying dont register phony user names trying to win a contest that doesnt really mean anything (PERSONAL BENIFIT) line 3 someone doing that to win is a poopd*ck line 4 family of nine, i dont think i need to explain that, Yeah you are right i didnt really explain what i was trying to say, sorry, hope this helps.

What if people actually told their friends to sign up just to sign up?...and not for personal benefit, yeah like first place in a contest that if you win you get nothing. Like Joe would say "Thaaaats poopd*ck" better luck next time family of nine.

AHHHHHHH what

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He is every year. He should have both cars out for that weekend as well

i will add a longer video soon