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That girl was HOOOOOOOOT. that was a great night. she made about 4-5 hundred on us that night..

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your Biggest Fan P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

that was alittle quicker then you expected.. Hello Monster Manx

thanks for your 2 cents, Another worthless, off topic comment brought to you by SCB

I dont see the T.F.R. on the motor. Whats up with that?

I have talked to the people selling this car (very nice people) I dont know much about these cars but never heard anything negitive about them. i will have one sitting in my garage some time in the near future...

yeah let me know what you find, looks like thats the only builder i can afford at this time

ok BABERRRRRT

Monster manx???? whats your question Bert

:dance: yeah yeah yeah, starting our Bookeeping bussiness put us alittle behind on some things we want to do. Oh well it is doing very well now and well see what the next 6 months brings. I am not going to settle for a car i dont like so if that means waiting alittle longer so be it. I know what i want it is just having the extra money to get it. thanks for the info Barneycar and Bigrick but i am for sure buying a Monster manx when the time comes.. Hey Bert one more for ya

6000 = 99% of your life

99%

just like you said to me on my birthday. Happy Mutha bitcheez birthday :mischevious:

Buff it and Glue it

Nice Snap Shoots for an Internet a$$ hat :ahhhhh:

Sorry Bert

if Bert wins MegaBucks what will he do with Lance...

"Internet a$$ hats" thats funny :eatdrink021:

correction, It was the orange car that he rolled over at Comp a couple of years ago. he rolled it like 7 times to avoid hitting some little kid that rode out in front of him

Kenny rolled the car he has before the orange one down the back side of Comp a couple of years ago..

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1. Thats f*cking right 2. homely as fk 3. down syndrome 4. always wear your riding boots, (Iam heading to the doctor to get a X-Ray) 5. People need to learn how to mind their own bussiness. 6. I need to learn how to keep my cool when dealing with a$$ hole Rangers. (GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE JACKASS) 7. Bring on the Piss 8. ISBB Who? (Was he with Doug?) 9. Comp Hill Saturday night (AWESOME) Other than that i had a great time, alittle ruff in the mornings but it all worked its way out. Sorry for going off on that a$$ hole Ranger, I should of just kept my mouth shut BUT thats not my style. (i will work on it) I noticed alittle something this weekend, I know the Rangers are just doing their job but they need to concertrate on some of these other people that make us look like Saints instead of wasting their time giving us tickets for open containers that were closed in the back seat in a box, what the fk, i could see if we were sipping on it while driving but come on, maybe they encourage trash at comp, (just leave your open bottles over at comp DDR will pick it up. (fk them) :mc_smiley: Also Flying Ryan rushed his wife over to the Medic trailer Friday night knocked and knocked and no one ever answered the door. What do these people really do out there? OK IAM DONE Cant wait for the next trip.....