MAXDOUT Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 CDC ALERT The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) . Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Quote
desertskyz Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 another good antidote to the problem is. Anal Glaucoma (can't see my azz coming to work) Quote
sandawg Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 another good antidote to the problem is. Anal Glaucoma (can't see my azz coming to work) Could be "azzholitis" Optic nerve and rectal nerve get switched and the person has a shi**y outlook on life! Yup Imma Quote
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