Richard Cheese Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) ......take them skating at a skate rink for the first time String's been gettin a little too big for his b*tches lately...braggin about how he's gonna jump his quad off the top of comp next D trip (fuggin thing wont even make it half way up prolly) so the local skate rink had a gig goin from 1 to 4 pm today. String was talkin bout how he's gonna tear :poop: up, and how people better get outta is way n sheeee yat. we get his skates on...and hes doin this perpetual dance...like the running man, bu more animated with his hands trying to stay balanced...some of the funniest :poop: i have seen in awhile he finally got enough sack to get out to the skate floor...and proceeds to walk around the entire rink....HOLDING ON TO THE WALL... however...i do have to give him props. after completing three laps like that...he sacked up and started skating in the middle, no longer doing his dance...and before we left, he competed an entire lap without falling, nor even being close to the wall it was a good thing too, cause I was gonna get out there on some blades and show him how the pros do it Edited April 26, 2009 by richard cheese Quote
dunefreak Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 hahaaa fuggin string. Good job though. I have never been able to pull off any kind of skating. Last time I went with my ex (about 10 years ago) I got SO fustrated because I sucked so bad at it and there was my girlfriend at the time doin freakin spins and tricks n'shiat. I was like eff this sh*t gimme a dirtbike and I'll tear it up. Eff yo skating rink b*tchezz! Quote
Richard Cheese Posted April 27, 2009 Author Posted April 27, 2009 hahaaa fuggin string. Good job though. I have never been able to pull off any kind of skating. Last time I went with my ex (about 10 years ago) I got SO fustrated because I sucked so bad at it and there was my girlfriend at the time doin freakin spins and tricks n'shiat. I was like eff this sh*t gimme a dirtbike and I'll tear it up. Eff yo skating rink b*tchezz! :shout: HEY FUGGIN SPINDERELLA...WANNA GET ME THE EFFE OUTTA HERE??? thats sum funny sheeee yat ma facka!! Quote
dunefreak Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 HOLY SHIAT! That's some funny azz chit. No kidding too! That's exactly how it was. "Eff this place!!! Stupid azz skates n'shiat! This is LAME as hell" Quote
ltr450rider Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 The apple doesnt fall far from the tree, I guess that saying really is true eh d*ck Quote
Richard Cheese Posted May 7, 2009 Author Posted May 7, 2009 The apple doesnt fall far from the tree, I guess that saying really is true eh d*ck i actually was a good skater, and still rollerblade with the best of them... in my 20's i would hit the skateparks and pools on my blades....yeah, i wasnt gettin mega air outta the bowls, broke a couple fingers, but I think the most important thing was that i had fun doing it of course, the course of life tends to take away time to do the extra curricular activities you would like to do... when i was going to college, my roomate, friends and me would go on a 10-15 mile skate through 4 school campuses, street skate, and some insane hi speed downhill shots i dont do that chit any more, but ill still strap em on from time to time to take the dogs for a drag Quote
jorgeloco Posted May 7, 2009 Posted May 7, 2009 Yeah I remember those days when my kids learn how to ride there bikes, roller blades.......etc it always made pops feel on top of the world Quote
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