i met a girl one time at the old george air base at a party for enlisted personell. my buddy was in the air force. i kid you not this girls name was duwanna (no she wasnt black). not sure if its spelled correctly ,but its how its pronounced.
anywase, i kept saying to my buddy no way thats not her name and they swore to it. so i was buzzed i walked over and asked her is your name really iwanna she affirmed that it was .
so me being so suave and smooth say "gee, so much for us getting married" . which she looked at me like i just stripped all my gears and replies "why "?? and of course i had to reply "cause my last name is cox" it only took about 2 seconds for her to realize and she turned as red as a honda.
lol my last name is cox and that story really is true