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desertskyz

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  1. proof read, proof read. :pile:
  2. :pile: know what that is like. I stayed away from any and all that weekend. I had good intentions to start the outside wall of the dog-door thing I fixed. But it would have taken a whole lot of want to and I was running low on that. But, I did have a whole lot of lazy and :worthless_without_pics: and so that worked out well for me. Today I have to keep a close eye on my TV cast Football it on allllll day. Oh wait. I did move the lawn, but just like everything else, it wouldn't start so I had to do a little fixing on it. Finally got it started only to find out I had flooded it. And I learned that you don't point it down hill and walk away to get something cause it will roll down the grass into the street and end up me chasing down. Can you imagine driving up the street and see a run away mower coming at you and some crazed woman chasing after it.
  3. I was thinking the same thing But I didn't say anything because I'm wrong about 50% of the time and you would :worthless_without_pics:
  4. You should have supervised that dog a little better. From the look on his face, I think he did on purpose.
  5. I'm really pissed that I can't be there this weekend, so what am I gonna do. Send Hate text messages to cheese all weekend Watch sand DVD's and in my beer Take lots of pics of my dogs. I think I'll send those to cheese too. Yeah! Thats right. Don't be hatin'
  6. Awwwwwww Thanks Cheese. Ya Fuggin" :argue: talkin', textin', recycling Muffhuggin" :fro_smokin: Woooooooo Whooooooo! DUDE I already miss your beer bong.
  7. You had better say home. There really isn't a South Pole. The weather will suck, it will be to Hot, to Cold, to windy, to dark, to sunny. The people are mean and will gang up on you and make fun of everything you do. They drink to much and set off bombs. They stay up to late. They have to many dogs that will bite your ankles. And they like fire. Don't go it is not a safe place. These people are nut. :angry2: BUT THE NUTS ARE FREE Go Damn it! You'll have a great time and Sand Chick needs to take your picture for the album
  8. :angry2: :argue: I need a tissue. I wanna go. effn' people. the trailer is sitting in front of their house full of hay and some other chit. I'm sooooooo pissed. Danny didn't know they were going to take advantage of this for this long. I don't think he is to happy about either. What ya do walk over and say. "Get your chit outta my trailer, I goin' to the dunes. And FY landlord, Just pay the late fees. That would not be very nice, but it is a nice thought. Have fun everyone. I'll miss you guys.
  9. Don't worry about Kayla. Girl can take care of herself. She know hows to shoot ride and will poke him is his a$$ with her Horn Helmet :kissass: and send him crying like a little baby girl all the way back to Bako to soak his soar Azz in the pool.
  10. hail ya! gots me some power tools, chit maybe make afew buck, and buyzz me some mo stuff.
  11. Nope not goin'. Chit happens. Maybe take off to Lost Lake, take the peeps, and recollect, reevaluate some things. All you peeps going, have fun, be safe and please DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE . < < < Peace!
  12. Wow dude!. You have alot of cool ch*t for a 16 year old. Have fun on Opening weekend. Be careful.
  13. We'll be cruzin' down around 4 to check tth burnouts and slow drags and wander around for awhile. Take along the rolling ice crest filled with some cooling beverages.
  14. Why don't we get drunk and SCREW EVERYONE IN AMERICA!
  15. Why is it when guys do it, they think it is fun and funny, but give a girl a Giant Bean Burrito and see what happens. Damn! biotch! get the outta here, that's sick. did something die in there.
  16. I gotta have that one. guess I'll need a playstation 3 also
  17. A little But I don't give a damn. It's Friday! Josh Nelson: The Presidential Debate Drinking Game via The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com by Josh Nelson on 9/26/08 Originally posted at The Seminal. Every time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and drink a kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers. Every time Obama says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person's drink of choice. Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty martini. Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another. Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television. Every time "evil", "evil doers", or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a sip of French red wine. Every time John McCain threatens Iran, drink a savage car bomb or cherry bomb. Every time Barack Obama ties John McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better days. Every time John McCain displays how hopelessly out of touch he is, drink an old bastard. Every time John McCain refers to the USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country, get ready to ride the red tide. When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy navel. Every time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, if Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby somewhere. Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a roofie-colada. If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound some goldschlager. Every time John McCain makes an appeal to states rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort. When NATO membership is mentioned, clink glasses with everyone around you and attack anyone who refuses to clink. If John McCain doesn't show up, lock yourself inside and sip Jack Daniels all night. It is going to be a long six weeks. Regardless of what either candidate says, at the end of the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first then hit yourself in the face with a shovel. Previous Presidential debate drinking games can be found here and here. Leave your own suggestions as comments, and have fun tonight! HYPERLINK "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/presidential-debates/"More on Presidential Debates__
  18. You'd just push one over if it got in your way. Do Like dem lawmakers do: Close your eyes Drive like hell Hope the best and..... get a kickback for your effort. My philosophy is "Kill em all let God sort em" Then take their alum cans. Stash em' Cash em'. That's additional income for more beer and dune trips. Of Course Cheese gets a cut. He is the GM of concrete shoes for people who do not follow my rules. Yo! Guido Cheese Jeeze what a bunch psycho babble. I sure know one has any idea what I'm talking about but me, and I'm not sure that I do.
  19. I'm gonna supplement my income by bootleggin" alum. cans into CA meet up with cheese to make the cash for cans switch, makes some coin, go to Slasher X drink um out of Bud light and and eat bloody cheese burgers.
  20. Keep every dime you can liquid and on hand. this is the worse thing for the economy, but it is better then not have a dime left after your 401k and all the other stock accounts get robbed. I myself have lost a bunch of money on my retirement accounts. I am going to stash cash close at hand and not in the banks. I lost over 10 grand the last time this happen.
  21. UPDATE: Just got subpoena to go to court and testify against this Pants Peeing, Druck Drivin', Weirdo
  22. Tha is one of my favorite show. I watch it all the time :black: From the size of those shoes, I'll bet it's a Cross Dressing fast food manager. Who likes to iron.
  23. I heard this morning on the new that they are both going to make a full recovery and are in in the burn unit with 2 and 3 degree burn over their bodies. Poor guys that has got to be the worse pain ever.
  24. WOW. You ARE special. Let's see Your own smilie A Tee Shirt. And a Head line on DDR Your famous now. Can I have you autograph......... on a SSSS tee shirt of course.
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