OK, so our book keeper e-mails my business partner and I the other day asking if we have a Scot trade Acct??
UMM NO>>>>> so I call him (its after 5 his time) I saw whats up?
Oh someone just tried to Xfer (successfully BTW) $85K out of our company checking acct!!!!!
I am like and you didn't fuggin call me???? so what did they tell you?????.... as I am logged on, sure as sh*t there it is a $85 K Xfer out of our acct to a Scott Trade Acct!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh they caught it they will just put it back in?? (he says calmly) I say UMM ok so now what?... what do you mean he says? well obviously our acct is now compromised!!!! Lets close that effer and open another one ASAP.. so we did... give them a list of checks to allow to clear out of that act and NOTHING else...
well today, we get a call from Wells Fargo.. umm do you know a xxxxx xxxxx from South Carolina (name hidden as we going after his A$$) no!! ok they say we'll stop the check, I say umm send me a copy? Sure..its a PERFECT copy of our check!!!! oh By the way almost $5K!!!!
Oh man now I am pissed, so then I get a short notice in my email from our old acct (the one we just closed) I am like now what????? FUGG AN A.. there is a 68K draw that came in and Wells in there fuggin infinite wisdom, XFERED the money out of our SUPPOSED SAFE acct to our old acct to cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no it wasn't on the authorized list... 68K this time.... that's it I m putting it all in my mattress, if the thieves don't get it Obama will!!!!!!
OK I am done I need a