So here is a story most of you can apprecaite or hate about my weekend. It goes like this:
I'm sleeping like a baby in my MOHO this last Saturday night at all of our favorite place (Dumont Dunes).
When I abruptly awake to pounding and yelling at my window at 4:30AM! It is my buddy Kenny Howard, and
he is screaming that someone just T-boned his coach on a quad! So, it takes me a couple of minutes to get my bearings and get dressed, then I run over to find my little buddy arguing with 2 degenerate young dudes (early 20's)! So I had to take charge of the situation and explain to these Dipsh!ts that they were not taking their Raptor 700R anywhere until somebody provided us with some ID and contact info! They refused and said their buddy had crashed the quad on a finger jump (about a 1/4 mile away) and was still lying face down in the sand? So I insisted forcefully that these 2 Aholes go ck. on their friend and bring us somebody responsible with ID back to retrieve the quad! So the 2 guys double up on the remaining banshee and head into the dark without the raptor! I ask my buddy for the flashlight and start looking over the demolished brand new 700R, guess what I found? No Flag, No Registration sticker, No Paddle tires, and surprise the ignition wiring has been cut and HOTWIRED! At this point I tell my buddy to kill all the exterior lights he had lit so these guys could find their way back to reconcile the damage, and that it was probably best if we laid low, because before these Aholes left, it was very heated and some threats were somewhat thrown in their direction. And who knows what these thieving bastards would come back with? So obviously they did not return to retrieve the stolen quad, so we called the cops and they came out at 9:00am and called in the vin to find it had been stolen from Vegas on the 4th of April! If we could have just put 2 and 2 together a little ahead of time we might have been able to string these dudes up to DIE out there! The towtruck took the bike and the CHP said Vegas Metro was not interested in fingerprinting the quad because it was just a small deal! Pretty Cool Huh?!