I don't like speaking for the pres, and he can correct me if I'm out of line, BUT
I think he meant that there's already a HUGE amount of toys out this weekend, so even the stupidest thief wouldn't need to make a shopping list (so to speak).
As for the OP; I'm sure this was just a his way on how to get to know everybody on here. Not the best way, but certainly not the worst I've seen.
IF I'm wrong, and this thread is a thieve's shopping list, then let it be known that my trailer is armed with at least a few of the following:
-Raider fan
-Rabid (actually just really hyper) Chihuahua
-An assortment of firearms that would make Tony Montana proud.
-A wife with "unexpected guests" listed as a pet-peeve
-A chocolate Lab that will pester you to play fetch until you reconsider your life choices