What kind of half a$$ rookie do you think I am? No freakin sh*t I have to wash it first. And yes, I wash my roof all the time. I know how a dirty roof causes black streaks. Did you forget in your old age that I have been doing this toyhauler thing for a long time? I have just never had to wax or polish it until now. Other than a little bit of oxidation lately, my hauler is always clean.
As for having a job for me when you get back, no thanks. I work hard enough at my day job I don't need any more work on the side. You can hire you super badass detailers you speak of.