In the year 2019

[ntrsandman]

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2019 :mic:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. :porn:

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. :hug:

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. :chug: :chug:

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. :angry2:

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. :afro:

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.

[indasand]

That's funny and kinda scary at the same time....

[PiercedBoy]

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2019

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

Edited November 19, 2007 by PiercedBoy

[racegirl04]

[sand chick]

Those were pretty good, but yeah a little scary as well.

[SASCO]

[Kens Colors]

Geez little racist and misogynistic (look it up) don't you think? I really didn't think it was very funny or even remotely clever. but that could just be me I have no sense of humor. If they were truly clever it would have been Floruba.

[SandBox_Kid]

Geez little racist and misogynistic (look it up) don't you think? I really didn't think it was very funny or even remotely clever. but that could just be me I have no sense of humor. If they were truly clever it would have been Floruba.

That's scary. I was thinking the exact same thing.....even Floruba.

[Kens Colors]

Well Gerald you know what they say "great minds think alike....so do weak ones"

[SandBox_Kid]

Well being that I am strongly opinionated.....it would be the former and not the latter.

[Richard Cheese]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.