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MAXDOUT

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  1. PARKED AT THE SMALL DUNES...... :drunk2: :xmasgrinch:
  2. Looks like good fab work. I heard those 800's haul a$$. Not like my Rhino turd.
  3. Maybe a re-post, but new to me. Funny shiat right here.
  4. Simple Math...Has anyone ever seen this???  This equation should be taught in all math classes!  From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  What Makes 100%?  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 It is obvious that  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% While  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% Finally, and most effectively  A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ Kissing that will put you over the top !
  5. :no_no: C'mon Pete...................dat's somm phuny shiat wrot daer. And I am not even racist. I don't care who won the race.
  6. :B A_little_piece_of_history.doc
  7. HAHA, dont you mean BBK-ey sauce..................... :no_no:
  8. The new Obama Christmas drink is made with chicken gravy and vodka. It's called nig nog!
  9. High roller style. I like it.
  10. Nevada off road on Valleyview and Sirus. They sell the good buggy whips that have a light at the top and don't break easily. Like the one on my truck in the pic.
  11. You are obviously educated in the business. I say let them drown.................... I will be fine, I still got my old 99 Ford Super-poopey that has always towed our toyhauler to the dunes...................and of course it is paid for. Sorry all you "New" truck dudes with all the bells and whistles. :dumbass: for 700.00 a month
  12. Yep. Sad for the workers. They are the root of all business's. THE EXECUTIVE'S THAT ARE WALKING AWAY WITH BONUSES.................... :rant_on: :dumbass: IS NOT RIGHT. WHEN IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GOING TO STOP THIS BUUULLLSHIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENRON??????????????? AIG?????????????????? BANKS??????????????? MORTGAGE BROKERS??????
  13. I don't know about you guys but I think bailing out the car business is bullchit. I have read...that there is at least 900 cars to every 1000 people in the U.S. I heard a while back that there is 3 cars to 1 person ???? I say let them go down. In a good way. Keep the dealerships open for service, we will always need that. Restructure, and do not produce cars like fruit. Here's an idea, only produce a "new" vehicle/car/truck/SUV every 2-3 years. Maybe vehicles will actually "hold" some value???????????????? I never buy "NEW"...Why????????????? vehicles are not assets, they are depreciation's for most of us. A vehicle is a tool. Car company's have made sooooooooooooooooooooo much cash over the years, it is almost pathetic that they ask for help...in my opinion. :dumbass:
  14. Looks like me going to get more BUDLIGHT..............
  15. Hey, whats that song from Seasame Street???? One of these things does not look like the other......
  16. No I didn't vote. I do not care for either party. But, I have stated frustrations based on the corrosion of conformity the voters seemed to jump on this past election. "Lets all jump on the Obama wagon". :kitty: :black: So, save it.
  17. Peace bro..........I really could care less about the election. How about this one I heard...... What is the difference between Sarah Palin naked and Michelle Obama naked? Playboy and National Geographic.
  18. oooooooooooooooooooooooooook, let me guess????????????????You voted for a "Change"??? I am not even going to go there. You have your opinion. Unfortunately like many others who put him there. I am shocked.
  19. I can't believe this azzhat actually won. :ah: You know he is sitting there laughing at the USA. :rant_on: It is embarrasing to say that the American people fell for it. All the sign's, he won't produce a birth certificate, his dumbazz wife hate's this place???, his damn aunt or some related biatch lives here illegaly!!!!!! And HIS party the dumb-o-crats are the reason we are in this "mortgage mess". Way to go, who ever voted for this shiat head.
  20. Obama still sucks..............and thats that!!!!!
  21. A couple more.............. Free bbq,chicken,chitlins,hog maws,pig feet and 40's at the White House. Be there and bring your own blunts.. we runnin this sh*t now!! Due to recent results..grape soda,kool aid,fried chicken,malt liquor, pork rhinds, pickels, gold teeth and hydralics will now be tax exempt.. All blacks are first in line at Wal-Mart.............and the White's can't drink out my water fountain..yo!!! Obama is now CEO of all Popeye's Chicken Breaking news!!!! Black people have just annouced they are switching to Mccain and want a recount. They just found out Obama has promised them all jobs!!
  22. And you know the Obama's are playing this on the way to the white house? :B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43K8EZ3Trtc
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