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MAXDOUT

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  1. So....................all you do is go straight???????????????
  2. Yep, the beast is a land mark. Looks sweet. :beer_bang:
  3. Doesn't anyone know how to put stickers on????????????? Funny as shiat, my bro-in-law at Dumont buys 2 stickers for the back door of his new toy hauler, a badazz big sticker and a smaller one, of course different company's. So we get back to camp, and he's all excited about putting them on his hauler. He ask's me to do it. I said nope. I told him to get some soapy water and put it on the door and then apply the sticker. Nah.........why he say's. What the hell for....he ask's. I say so you can move the sticker around before it set's up, making sure it is straight and or level/plumb...whatever. Of course he doesn't listen to me, he's in construction.....it will be straight. I laughed my azz off at his aplication of those 40.00 bucks worth of stickers. :drunk2: So, they both came off. He was mad as hell. And, no he did not go back and spend the money to get "new" stickers. Lesson learned?????????????
  4. Nice loking bumper, looks very similar to the ones I run on my trucks
  5. looks like good times. I love Utah, my sister had a place up at Panquitch Lake. Awesome.
  6. Did any one say............"MURDERED OUT" :flatbiller:
  7. WAKE BOARD BOATS :angry2: .................and all the wanna be wake board-ers. Flat biller, dune riding, DGAF in the winter. Wake board-in poser, Tapout training, pre runner wanna be (ranger with white fenders) azzmunch in the summer. :flatbiller:
  8. Get over it..............the dude was hungry , If ya can't eat your own kid..............who can ya eat????????????? Bunch of pussy's. People are stupid alll over the place. That's why I am all about SWAT Team, and an eye for an eye. Come try that shiat around me. You will be having a bad day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Why the "new" president doesn't shut the border down is in question to me.Throw all the illegals out!!!!! Including his illegal Aunt. Or whatever the hell she is. Oh that's right he's the "new President" the rules and regulations of the United States of America do not apply. WTF????????????????????????Here we go on this dumb azz Prezident, the weak people in need of "change" voted for. :clown:
  10. Ford can't compete with Government Motors (GM) Posted May 15 2009, 02:20 PM by Andrew Horowitz Rating: Filed under: Ford, GM, Andrew Horowitz, Chrysler With General Motors (GM) trading at approximately $1, it is ever more apparent that a restructuring deal is necessary and imminent. There are currently two parties involved in the negotiations, with the U.S. Government/UAW Retired Workers on one side and individual/institutional investors on the other. The major discrepancy is who will have control of the company in the future and who will get paid off as a result of GM's delinquencies. :stir: I KNOW, I KNOW, it will probabley happen to the entire auto industry. But still that is funny as hell. Whats next.....buy a "GM" (Government Motors) and get some more aid in your new "Government Housing loan" I mean "new modified" loan. Unbelievable...........................................
  11. You guys have it all wrong. You need to buy me Next Level toy hauler. They come with the secret "bug off" system used by the military. Absolutley no bugs will ever stick to this hauler. Its not only amazing, but incredible as well. Rush, do not delay in buying this toy hauler. No more bugs. EVER. It can be yours right away for the small and easy payment of 29,000. But hurry. Your friends will beat you to it. Only Next Level's offer this. I will be standing by, awaiting your arrival. Come get it before anyone else does. Be the envy of your camping circle. Here's just a example of this beauty....look, not a single bug.
  12. Good score. That is badazz. You will have a great time. Mine absolutely hauls balls.
  13. EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget all the show bikes that are non friendly to ride. Kind of like having a 100,000 rail you don't drive. It just sits at shows. Oh, yea, then a bunch of over the hill "kinda" fat chicks in bikini's or leather azz-less chaps standing around it. Sounds like a great time. Not to mention all the wanna-be biker gang guys packin "heat".
  14. MAXDOUT

    BEER!

    BUD LIGHT SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE
  15. Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree....$50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer....$20 :kitty: , drive home. 3) Open a beer. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands misplaced from the last time. 6) In frustration, open another beer. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can. Open another beer. 17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 19) Remember drain plug from step 11. 20) Hurry to find drain plug. 21) Drink beer. 22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer. 24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 25) Begin cussing fit. 26) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit the beer on the workbench. 28) Open fresh beer. 29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 30) Beer. 31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 32) Beer. 33) Lower car from jack stands. 34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter. 35) Beer. 36) Test drive car. 37) Get pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence. 38) Car gets impounded. 39) Call loving wife, make bail. 40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts: $50.00 DUI: $2500.00 Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00 Beer: $20.00 Total: $4,145.00 But at least you know the job was done right!!!!
  16. Exactly. I can't say much more, cuz some moderators are going to get mad at me. But I will say, I am still looking for a picture of his dumbazz in a sand rail.
  17. Those small azz cars piss me off. The dorks that actually buy those piece of shiat you have to pay MORE MONEY FOR INSURANCE. But no.............it's nice and cheap to have insurance on those. The only reason it's cheap to insure, is that it cost nothing to rebuild that piece of shiat. How about your medical bills?????????????? Just like Dunefreak said, I would love to see someone's "SMART" car after a collision with my truck. All I have to say is, goodnight. Dirt nap time. And I will be wondering what hit me??????????
  18. I don't know how trendy it is. But I love working on the house. Always upgrading something. :freakin_nuts:
  19. I'm just playin around. :flatbiller:
  20. What the hell does "dgaf" stand for??? I am obviously not up on the texting symbols if that is what this is. The way I interpet it, is.................D=dork. G=geek. A=azzmunch. F=fag. Wow, I dont know if I would be runnin that on my truck. That at least explains your childhood, and what you've become. Let me guess, you "TRAIN" daily, you are on "steroids" and a cage Fighter. And you have a TAPOUT sticker on your pre runner truck too.
  21. The words..................."IN THIS ECONOMY". Everyone has probably heard it. :rant_on: Sorry about your bonus, but IN THIS ECONOMY..... etc. etc. etc. Shut the hell up. If everyone doesn't get there azz out there and spend some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ they are part of the problem. They are the one's keeping the saying going...In this economy
  22. I can't stand the dude's running around like that. If you can't afford to be in the sport and do it right. STOP BEING A POSER. Your truck does not look cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A 4 cylinder motor with an exhaust is freackin stupid. You are in the same book as the azzhats with all the Tapout stickers on their trucks. And yes, if you can do it....do it right and paint your damn fenders. Because when you don't, and you know who you are. Its like getting parts from the "pic-a-part" store and never painting them to match. You don't see that to often. Do you. Unless you like looking stupid
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