A buddy of mine back home in MN goes up to his grandpa's place in northen MN with his family. Well in this little a$$ town (Walker, MN) they got 3 places to eat, Hardees (carls jr for the southern people), Dairy queen, and this "fancy bar" well guess where they went, to this bar. They had the same damn thing happen to them that you had happen to you Pete. They had like 5 people and their tab was like 120...thats high for that hick town! They gave this chic like a 5 dollar tip and left. They were walking to the car and this chic comes out and goes "Hey you stupid b*tch, yeah im talking to you! why the Fvck did you only give me 5 dollars for a tip! Fvck you!" well him mom started to walk back and the chic ran back inside. His mom walks in the door and chews her a new a-hole in front of everyone, and leaves. Well the owner of the place and his grandpa are real good friends. So his gramps called him up and the chic was fired within 2 min of talking to him.