Doghouse Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 When I die, I want everyone that ever knew me, thought they knew me, loved me, heard of me, saw me, wrote to me, wrote of me or thought of me to be able to attend my memorial. SO, I'm going to set up a list, sign up now, and we'll save you a spot in line so you can see my coffin made out of something shiny like aluminum valve spring retainers mixed in with some titanium ones for texture and the grab handles will be from sandrails....anyway it'll be a great time with singing and dancing and carrying on. Oh yea, when it's all over, my sponsors will be asking for donations at the back of the room as you leave to help cover the expenses. Real people, not actors, sign up here, in this forum, the peoples sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 iam down...but you know, your not in my death pool... can we put racing stickers on your coffin? iam always the first to sign up for something this morbid. but dont go to soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgeloco Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 man I am in, other the racing stickers also put some ddr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS1inferno Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You should get sponsors for your coffin. Make them pay for the expenses to put on a sticker.Hell you might even come out ahead...or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 eff gettin buried...a proper ash sprinkle by your buddies on a pinned 5th gear duneride is how im goin out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You should get sponsors for your coffin. Make them pay for the expenses to put on a sticker.Hell you might even come out ahead...or not... I'm thinking neither way he would be coming out a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i don't see why the city can't pay for it. I mean after you have paid taxes all these years. I'm in anyway. I'll bring a jello (shooter) salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) i don't see why the city can't pay for it. I mean after all, you have paid taxes all these years. I'm in anyway. I'll bring a jello (shooter) salad. Edited July 9, 2009 by desertskyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~JILL~ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 eff gettin buried...a proper ash sprinkle by your buddies on a pinned 5th gear duneride is how im goin out Thats better than what Charlie wants to do! He wants his ashes put into a female hygiene aperatus so he can get one more piece of A$$ on his way out. I told him it would be someone else cause I dam sure ain't gonna do it!! :ah: :ah: :ah: :ah: :ah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 when i go...iam sure it will be a firesy mess...so just make me ashes and shoot me out of a potatoe gun off of comp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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