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movie quotes from "The Jerk"


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IHe could work at the carnival with Steve Martin in "The Jerk". :laughoff:

Yeah, I'm old, but the Jerk is still one of my favorites.

"all i need is this remote.....and thats all i need........and this lamp...this remote and this lamp"

:laughoff:

"he hates the cans.....STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!!!!"

:laughoff::laughoff:

"you got my name tatooed on your azz? you must really love me."

:lol:

..........and the best one

"i was born a poor black child"

:booty::lol::laughoff::laughoff::laughoff:

best freekin movie EVER

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"all i need is this remote.....and thats all i need........and this lamp...this remote and this lamp"

:laughing:

"he hates the cans.....STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!!!!"

:think: :porn:

"you got my name tatooed on your azz? you must really love me."

:lol:

..........and the best one

"i was born a poor black child"

:dope::grin::laughoff::idiot::stirthepot:

best freekin movie EVER

What about "I should be able to send more money next time because I will be getting more work. My girlfriend said she is going to give me a blow job." :porn:

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iam picking out a thermos for youuuuu for youuuu not an ordinary thermos will doooooo...will dooooo...its got to be red , with its own plastic cup.

get back man...these cans are exploding!

thats why they call him Iron Balls Kelly

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