desertskyz

hummmmm yeah! but didn't cole already start a thread like that. Coles Corner. Maybe he could have his own site. When do we get to see you on a stripper pole. Maybe gets some pics on one of your many vacations. BTW your son looks just like you.

I don't think the kid will be back. He logged in today. posted twice and left. Besides that, he has a "Broken Sand Rail" maybe he can find something else to do.

Well...............What did the Doc say about your condition?

Not really! There is a place for everything and Dumont is not one of them that needs or wants a Stripper Pole. There are to many kids running around. Go park it somewhere else and take the Ho's with you. Dumont is a family place. Close the thread before it get out of hand.

it will take an Act of Congress to reopen Kelso As for the Lizards................... I fell in about 500 of their holes at the dune clean up. They were running around everwhere. they didn't seem to endangered to me.

I forgot to add: Sand~Snake came by our camp and asked where bathroom 10 was. I guess he didn't know who I was. and: to the guy in the blue with silver flames LT car doing a full on wheelie down the road into Vendors Row. Happened right by the big bush stand out there. He was coming straight at us. Effn jerk! Prove how cool you are on a fast ride with people who know. It's people like you that kill others and little kids who drive their little quads around with blinders on. Slow your effn lame a$$ down. And read the about driving on the flats! I feel better now

You might want to think about going to a Leper Camp. I'm sorry thats not funny. It looks really bad.

In my defence, After dunefreak mentioned his hankerin' for Hog Heaven and some vendors row entertainment, we went back to camp. Gave some thought about dinner, over afew and decided to head on down to Hog Heaven ourselves, the guy with the 1 tooth was very nice. Anyway, there were 3 ranger trucks parked out front. In the best interest of ourselves we decided to move on down the line. BTW! THE FOOD WAS GOOD, GOT ALOT, COST LESS!.

I'm starting mine today. I think it is fun. My neighbor helps a little and showed me a quick way to put the lights up. Doning the inside is another story. I have all of little villages that my kids think I need to put up...............any they don't even live with me. Not going to this this year. Where are the x-mas smiley? maybe we can rename them again this year.

I'm starting mine today. I think it is fun. My neighbor helps a little and showed me a quick way to put the lights up. Doning the inside is another story. I have all of little villages that my kids think I need to put up...............any they don't even live with me. Not going to this this year. Where are the x-mas smiley? maybe we can rename them again this year.

We had a pretty good time. Very Subdued didn't get alot of riding in, but still had a good time, and managed to polish of 4 3o packs between us. 1. Introduce ourselves to Budlight BoB and lakecitydan. We were going to go on a ride with them but we didn't have the proper clothes on. 2. Bob broke his car again! bummer 3. Went to visit another DDR camp. Met Cheese :afro: he bigger in person. His friend is a nice guy but look worried. We wanted to hang out a have afew with everyone, but a large group have a hankerin' for Hog Heaven so they took off. 4. Hung out with sanddunesaddict and talked about trackers and Sami's. Danny thinks Bert is a nice guy. 5. Danny was NOT antisocial. 6. Every time we went to go visit someone they were leaving. I'm getting a complex 7. The BBQ place down from Hog Heaven has better food. Half the price and you get more of it. 8. Miss the opportunity to whoop cheese in a game of horseshoes. 9. There was a huge empty lot right next to us, but some how people felt the need to camp RIGHT in our front door. Idiots 10. Met the guys from Bakofield, they were driving the little Bussa cars with nitrus. One said Sand Bullet on the side. Nice peeps to us, but they still didn't need to camp right in front of us. THERE IS AN EMPTY LOT RIGHT THERE TO THE LEFT, SEE IT. 11. I only got one pic I think I will save it for the next time I lose Dune Pic of the Month. :mc_smiley:

Well sorry Cole, but what right to have to impose your music on everyone with in a 3 mile radius. Rap is not for everyone and if is screaming profanity out of your truck at 5000 desciples, I'd be pissed also, it is a matter of quoth and respect. I effin hate it when I hear that sh*t blaring all effn night at the dunes. Don't get me wrong, I play my music just a loud as the next guy. But is it appropriate or cool to invade everyones airspace around you in a public place with what you deam good music.

Hole in rulez Is it really worth it to get your panties in a wad cause people don't follow the rulez. it is after all just a game.

I'm sure by now that this could be updated. But it is still goo 1. First, it's pronounced LOSS-VAYGUS. It doesn't matter how they say it in other places. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Las Vegas has its own set of traffic rules. There's no book about them. All you can do is get in your car and hope you survive to learn them. 3. All directions start with, "Go down 95 'cause you don't want to get on 15." 4. Las Vegas Blvd, Charleston Blvd, and Torrey Pines have no beginning and no end. 5. It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the same street that you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls this a "scenic drive." 6. The 8:00 am rush hour is from 4:30am to 11:30am. The 5:00pm rush hour is from 11:30am to 10:15pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning and ends sometime late Sunday night. 7. If you actually stop at a yellow light, then you cannot be from Las Vegas. You may only apply your brakes when the end of a yellow light and the beginning of the red light create a "pumpkin-orange" hue. 8. If you like being an individual, don't even think of working for a casino. You'll be branded like cattle and made to walk all over town with your "Gaming Tag" around the collar of your white shirt or clipped on to your belt loop of your black tuxedo pants. 98% of the people within a 200 mile radius work for a casino. When someone says "Steve Wynn," casino employees are trained to face the Strip, hit their knees, kneel, and say "Praise Steve" three times. 9. Just remember that Camino Al Norte is Martin Luther King Blvd; Boulder Highway is Fremont Street; Eastern Ave is 25th Street or Civic Center Drive; Spring Mountain/Sands/Twain are all the same street. Don't try to figure it out. Just accept it. If you question the intelligence behind this naming convention, people will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. 9A. Henderson is the only place in the world where THREE "parallel" streets intersect at one traffic light. That would be the 4-way of Green Valley Parkway/Eastern Avenue/Maryland Parkway. For laughs ask your middle school geometry teacher to try to explain it. 9B. Rainbow Blvd. has THREE exits from the 95. This just makes giving driving directions to newbies more entertaining. There is also a Lake Mead "Drive" and a Lake Mead "Boulevard" that both run east/west but are 30 miles apart. You have to be specific when you say "the corner of Lake Mead and . ." Again, this is just another way to harass the 5000 newcomers every month. 9C. Many major roads just end abruptly at a house/Home Depot/Casino/McCarran International Airport Runway and start again after the interruption. That was done to encourage you to "see the sights" and meet new people. Just try to take Harmon Avenue from Rainbow to Nellis. 10. If moisture is determined to be rain, not sweat, all traffic must immediately cease. Ditto for daylight savings time, girl applying eye-shadow across the street, or a flat tire 3 lanes over. Do not attempt to access any road after an apocalyptic event like snow, blowing dust, or a 3-day weekend. 11. Construction on I-15 and US 95 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. I-215 will never be completed. Get used to it! 12. Stay away from the corner of Nellis and Las Vegas Blvd if you do not like the thought of being in a remake of the movie "Top Gun." 13. And, yes, we all know that's a man in a teddy and a tiara on Fremont Street. His name is Leslie and he probably makes more money than you do.

How do we sleep while the Beds are Burnin" Get healed and hope it won't scare to bad. You have pretty legs. A lttle waxing wouldn't hurt tho.

This tread has been brought to you by BURNING MAN

We found one at bathroom #7 last year and brought it home. Ken you need some parts?

This is all Nicoles fault. She should be banned from all future flights that don't take off.

It almost sounds like your not going to be able to make out T-day? Our plan is to still go but if the weather is to bad we'll and go an off weekend.

Lesson of the Day: If at first you don't succeed: Skydiving is not for you.

Now that some funny sh*t

And NO the plane won't take of cause it has been powered up at 100 to 300 mph for a effn week and ran out of damn fuel. The conveyor belt is just to take it back to the hanger for reassessment . :freakin_nuts:

And line me with a pack of Double Stuffed Oreos with that double, Damn It! And make it quick

I Have posted all kinds of pics on here and have never won! I should have won last time but nooooooo, Joe did. :freakin_nuts: Effn wheelie pix. Everyone with a LT car has a wheelie pic. My pic with all the cars lined up at sunset was really sweet. It is not often that you get that many cars together at once The only reason Joe won was because in signed in as a bunch of different people and voted for him self. I'm not playing anymore. OK I changed my mind. This is my Stupid Dune Pick of the Stupid Month. Maybe it will win cause JOE and all the COOL GUYS are in it <<<<say that with a whinny pissy voice Mutcha BItchezzzzzzzz

Awwww. That is so cool. Congrats. I would have cried. Very sweet.