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Why is Santa so jolly during Christmas. Is it because he knows where all the bad girls live. :xmas-sleigh:

It used to be call Deviled Ham , but it got Exorcised :praying: and now it's cured.

how many dimples does she have.

It's not Christmas til: My family invades my bubble and drinks all my booze. My ugly trees is up. My neighbors go treeing up my Calienta. I always pick the ugly one and it's free Captain Morgan and I make up under the MistleToe. :xmas4: I go broke buying gifts for everyone. NOT THIS YEAR! I can't wait til it is over! :xmas_grinch: Oh! and one more thing. When one of my Major Appliances breaks down

In California: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you own at least two cows. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by six months in prison. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Citizens are prohibited from walking elephants down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

That story is much like the Dead Whale on the beach and Garcia in the movie, Reno 911 Miami

I Quit I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the sh*t out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading.

Then move back to where u came from. I'm sure it is better there.

Darwin Award Winner (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one he!! of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%. In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

I'am glad you feel better One last thing, If for only 1 week you could live in the shoes of a teacher, admin, or support staff employee, you might feel different. I love what I do, and I'm good at it. They kids and parents are always giving praise at how helpfull myself and the rest of the staff have been. Maybe your kid should have came to my school. Don't be hatin" :xmas6: Now back to the topic. At least Walmart cart getters get to use a machine. Thats pretty good.

Awwww Honey! tell us how you really feel about your newly painted nails.

I know

They had some at Walmart 2 days ago. My boss went down and bought one.

You guys p*ss and moan about how unfair Walmart is the their employees, but have you given any thought to what teachers make. What they deal with, and yes our benefits are getting cut again . Teachers can't even afford to buy a house. But you send you kids to public school. And not because it is the law, but cause you can't afford private school. I know I couldn't. They are trying to get CCSD to go Teamsters. Oh Boy! an even bigger union to rip us off. I'm done, thank you

OK I voted against the ridiculous idea , If he does get his way and his own special place to post his Celine Dion disappointments and moments of acute insanity. I am sure he should be diagnosed with some Condition Disorder Syndrome, :mc_smiley: If the admin feels he needs this place to rest is demented mind and call it the "Cheese Grater" then as a condition to his advanced place in the DDR Threads of Shame he must use this pic as his avatar.

You forgot Celine Dion.

Little Pimps. Sheee*t! I toad you that mybabydaddy. All yous has ta do is ax im. He knows he mybabydaddy.

They are putting a Walmart grocery store right if front of Kmart. Kmart just bought Sears. What is the world coming to. Though, it could be worse. There could be a hostile take over and Walmart would rule the retail world. There would no more Hollister it would be Walister. Abacrombie and Walton this could get very ugly.

Good Night! How many animals to you have. My dogs are herders also. They looks like German Sheps. but theyare not. They are Belgain Malinois

I'm crushed! I'm over it. Fewwwwwww! that was easy

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Thanks for the info. I need to give my to 2 big dogs a bath but it is to cold and I don't want to put them in the bath tub cause the are blowing coat and it would plug up my drains. I'm gonna have to check it out. Then maybe I can post some more pic's of my dogs too. P.S. Sorry we can't have a play date with the pup's. My dogs arn't very user friendly.

We are tossing it around. I know Danny want to go again soon cause last time we didn't ride at all. It was such a quite weekend. So maybe YES for New Years. :praying: :beer_bang:

I would really like to see "I am Legend" I not a big movie/TV watcher cause it is hard for me to sit still that long. I may have a touch of ADD with a dash of OCD. :beer_bang: Captain Morgan helps keep it all in check

Hypocrite Walmart Nazi Conformist. I knew you'd let it slip that you were a closet Walmart shopper.