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Someone Quick! They tied the monkie to the front and it looks like they might be headed to Walmart. She needs to be saved fast.

I meant Kmart never has the kind I use in stock. OHHHHHHH! nevermind. I'm just getting in deeper, and deeper. :xmas6:

So to all you all you Walmart Haters It is almost like Disneyland with lots of characters and things to do like: Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible" 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!!!!" DOES ANHYONE THINK THIS PART IS FUNNY! GAWD!

I wasn't going to say this but, then stop hangin' out in the fat ladies department. I saw you there 3 times last week while I was looking for my winter MooMoo's. The truth be told I shop a Kmart cause it is right down the street. The only thing I get a walmart is lotion cause Kmart never has any in stock.

OK Boys! And I use that term quit loseley! Take it EZ. It was all in fun. At least Stacie thought it was funny. WTF! Bash Rebecca Day. Jeeezzzzzzzzz

I LOVE WALMART Really! I park in the garden section. I always get a good cart, wander in, grab what I need. Check out in minutes. Their prices ard cheap cause the ripoff their employees. How does that effect me. It's not my problem. They don't like the pay they can get a job somewhere else. So to all you all you Walmart Haters :chug: It is almost like Disneyland with lots of characters and things to do like: Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible" 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!!!!"

I don't know anything about AMP's and such but, I think your car is pretty.

There's a thought. But, it is still dumping and that is illegal. Hi dan, nice to meet you on T-day weekend.

I like cow tipping

Wow Pete and Anna. Good job and for a good cause. But now I feel like a lump because all I did yesterday was: Built a big fire and Watched: 2 hours of Off Road Racing 1 hour of How it was made 1 hour of Survivor Man in the Sahara. Dude! get a LT car next time. Lampoons Euro Vacation South Part: the World Record Poo. They bashing Bono pretty good. Part of The Santa Clause Larry the Cable Guy At this point the 1/2 of gal. of Captain had kick in so there may have been a few random shows in the somewhere. I don't think we went outside except to more wood for the fire.

I thought the one with the santa a sleigh was pretty funny. Now where can I use them all at one time. Maybe in the talking with smilies thread

Don't lie! We all know you camp right behind Hog Heaven so you always get a quick snack when ever the need arises.

I generally precook everything before we go, but one of the more fun foods we have had around the campfire was: beef stick cheese and cracker 3 different kinds of cheese shrimp and cocktail sauce olives veggies and ranch grapes and apples Peanuts Just lots of munchie stuff. Easy to through together

They were looking for bathroom 10 with sand~sand.

Oh Gawd Yes! Reno 911 is my favorite show.....EVER! There are so many good one we could go on for ever. I liked moving day at Dangles house.

:praying: I am not one for alot of praying but...... Please, Please God, let the little man wake up and be OK, please :praying: :praying: :praying:

It took me all week but I did finally did get the tree up.

HOG HEAVEN

I used to go in said contaminated area, put everything on a trash bag and throw iy away. If the bathroom was a mess, I would pick it all up and dump in the middle of her bed. Take away everything you pay for. Like Jodi said, Follow through and be consistent. Having raised 3 girls I know what you are talking about. It is difficult for kids these days with all the peer pressure, jobs, school and social life. At their age they have their own agenda. I think in their mind if they are making good grades and have a job they are doing their part. Jim if he goes to my school PM me. "Ve have Vays of making them talk"

Whaaaaaaat?

Yes. Sewage From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search It has been suggested that Blackwater (waste) be merged into this article or section. (Discuss) Sewage is the mainly liquid waste containing some solids produced by humans which typically consists of washing water, faeces, urine, laundry waste and other material which goes down drains and toilets from households and industry. It is one type of wastewater, and is a major actual or potential source of pollution especially in urban areas. Sewage services exist to manage sewage by collection, treatment and recycling or safe disposal into the environment

Funny thing is Gray water is harmless unless chem's are introduced.

Is it illegal to dump you gray water on the sand? To my understanding, if it just soap, water and stuff and not any chemicals it is harmless to the environment. I know if you put it on your lawn it would make it greener. Is is so bad to leave your gray tank open just a crack while on the sand? Please, I am not saying that we do this, cause we don't EVER, just a question. I put beer, coke, ammonia, mouthwash and dish soap on my lawn. Does wonders.

so now you have lots of :dance: Wanna get married? I have reconsidered and it sounds like a good idea now.

How come when our animals are mean, unruly, bite, misbehave, run away, ruin other peoples property etc.... We are allow to euthanize them. We should be able to do that with people more often. "GENE POOL CLEANSING" We busted a kid at my school yesterday for dealing "Smack". Freaking little 16 yr. old junkie. We had a kid parents withdraw him cause we were making him change his shirt because it a guns all over it? She was yellin at everyone because what right did we have to tell her kid what he could wear. Thank goodness I have a nak for defusing angre parents. Bob can have your hat? Old fat ladies look good in them