I'm quadless, clueless, quaint and quite hefty.
I'm morally ambiguous, I do nothing strenuous and avoid the general populous.
I've been shot at and missed, s$%t at and hit, tricked, trucked, tracked, traced and taunted.
Bullied by many, beaten by a few, joke my way out of it, is usually what I do.
I'm here for the beer, and a friend or two.
Oh..and the fire...big big BIG FIRE