Richard Cheese

hi, my name is jason (hi jason) and I'm a addict

even though I own a chevy dura/ally right now....since dodge changed up their trannies, i think they are good trucks that one does look badazz!!!

gonna be all wired up cutting hair??

vic's a funny effer ...that dude saved my life one time, then shipped me a throttle cable when i needed one. best effen effer......effen aye vic's cool peeps damn there we go again.....alot of cool peeps on DDR!!!

it not looking good right now my wife wants to do some "improvements" to the backyard, which include cement, more covered patio area, an possibly a complete outdoor kitchen under more shade. its def gonna cut into my duning funds for that weekend...so i doubt it one of these years............................

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it is a sadder state for 2 lesbians to go turkey baster stylee and have a kid. wtf is that? cutting the man out like that???

tell that to madonna, cher, all the female porn stars lil kim, paris hilton ,etc, etc i don't see women with high miles on them as whores

no, not bunched up like wrinkled chonies, but bunched up like a full depends fat women and G strings that are showing go over about as well as a turd in a punchbowl wtf are you doing checking out old mens arses for danielle??? j/k

i know a few of you went riding last night??? how was the road?

how do you have time to post with your lego delimma?

damn this board is full of good people sometimes makes me feel unworthy of being here

one of danielle's clients j/k

pedicure, manicure, scalp massage????? brazilian wax jobs????? quarter slot wax jobs??? seriously though......If i was remotely close to you, and not 300+ miles away, i would be all over it, and i would bring my 4 yr old too!!! good luck saturday!!

i'm not trying to be a D1ck here....... what do you think your neighbors think about you riding that pitbike around your neighborhood? I can tell you exactly what they think....... EFFEN OFFROADERS what you are doing is, in essence, giving the entire off-road community a bad reputation as law-breakers.......they see that, and take it to the next level, leaving trash in the dunes, riding in closed off areas, etc etc. they then take this opinion they have with them to the voting polls so, in a round about way, you are aiding in getting riding areas shut down, more taxes on atv's, bikes, and off-road vehicles, and giving a black eye to your local duning community by riding your pit bike on the street. imo

and there are time that they provide funny, free entertainment. But, i think we can all agree that the duning community would be a better place without them

so now i should be on "to catch a predaturd"? he said to wear depends, like that is a viable option outside of having alzheimers so i asked him the question if he found depends attractive on girls. if given the choice......... i wouldn't have chosen the one with the bunched up underwear

i practiced for days to perfect the ability to pee outside NOT! i was a natural...the first time i was a OP pro (Outside Pee'r)

try peeing outside and having the five ohhh roll up...that will put an immediate stop to it

alright, lets just say youre at a bar, and youre scoping for chicks, are you gonna go talk to one that looks like she's got a load in her pants??? or the one thats got visible g-string lines in her pants?

there is more to peeing outside than distance there is an aspect of finesse the ability to "control" the flow its just not on or off

or some cactus better than a chastity belt "beware son, they have teeth down there"

or you can carry a roll of toilet paper, or wet wipes in your purses

EFFEN PETE changing your name to pimpshack i like it...it could be like your alter ego and shiat...you know, the one that likes high school girls just don't change my name to chinnuts

women can pee outside if they wanted to. iwouldnt have a problem with it.....its the women that have a problem with peeing out side