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Fast Machine

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  1. 'You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob," but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn," and call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it "Mitch," then reattach it and call me "Mitch-all-together." ' Totally off the topic, I'm sorry, but you left it wide open!!! Okay, kids, back to the Potluck......
  2. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
  3. Steveo kills me with his Mitch Hedburg. Wanna frozen banana? Maybe a banana later?
  4. The letters from the little kids are the cutest. The one I thought was funniest was a small boy asking Santa to bring his sister a nice hamster this year because the one he brought last year was mean (I know this because Santa showed me the letter) I wanted to buy a hamster and find the kid! Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
  5. 1 Cup of Bleach per full tank of freshwater. Swish and rinse.
  6. I'm almost there What if there was no such thing as a rhetorical question?
  7. Once again, BWW was a disappointment Thanks to Pete, Pauly Paul and PT's for the entertainment!!!
  8. I know, I know, I was there. I did miss the fight, though. Whenever bar fights happen I try to ignore them as long as I don't get hit in the head by a chair. I didn't realize Deebo was going to step in and handle business. That was pretty cool seeing him there, he's a pretty burly guy! The chicks weren't bad either. :headbang: GDB was pretty awesome! :rainbow1:
  9. Man, I wish I could have been there to see it! You forgot about the chicks making out with each other that was staged also!!! :rainbow1:
  10. I speak for myself when I say you have not offended me, although the avatar pic of the swimsuit bellies was far more entertaining than the eyes popping out! :mc_smiley:
  11. Thirsty Thursday at the new BWW's???? :headbang:
  12. When are the interviews?
  13. Let's hear it for Don!!! pencil 'clarification' on that paper....
  14. I have tried to recommend that place and I got frowns. They have the best...wings in town!
  15. Thanks for the lesson, Don. Their are a lot of people who use the words incorrectly. I'm sure there happy you helped them in they're english.
  16. Jeep unveiled its new Wrangler Unlimited. Soccor moms everywhere will be pleased to find the four door Unlimited much easier to haul groceries in. Unlimited This is one Jeep I would purposefully jump out of!
  17. I swear I saw some of my cousins in there! :rainbow1:
  18. Thanks for the clip. I have seen this before, but I don't mind watching it again.
  19. Ironically, this steal is located just 1 mile southwest of your house, Pete. A little off-road excursion this morning turned up a profitable find. I'm thinking of filling it up with some water, running a generator up there, getting some liquor and having myself a PART-AY!!!!
  20. I'll consider trading this for lodging in your Toyhauler!!!
  21. *2001 Key West Turbo Jet Spa* Seats 6 Adults, 310 Gallon Capacity, 38 Jets-One Turbo Whirlpool Jet, 6 MicroInjectors, 2 Rotating Storm Jets, Removable Air Injected Therapy Seat (in photo)-seat can also substitute as passengar seat for '97 Astro Van. Serious Inquiries only. You pick-up and haul takes this beauty home! (4WD neccessary) Only been used twice! $2200 Firm. (Propane tank and bamboo ladder in photo not included with sale) Contact WetnWreckless.
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