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so im driving home from the ssss goin up the 91 freeway, me and the wife. were kind of tired so its real quiet . suddenly the phone rings my wife has my cell phone so she goes to answer it. well theres no one there.

she looks and realises its a text message. she knows i dont text .so she opens it to see wtf . all of a sudden she yells out wtf this is what she read............

thank you for your recent order at our sex shop, u asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our display wall. please re select for that is our fire extinguisher :blink:

i calmly just asked "is it from the 702 area code" she says "ya" while studying it as if its going to tell her whats going on. i started howling "effin ragdoll" is all i said ..............................................

:thumb::lol::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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so im driving home from the ssss goin up the 91 freeway, me and the wife. were kind of tired so its real quiet . suddenly the phone rings my wife has my cell phone so she goes to answer it. well theres no one there.

she looks and realises its a text message. she knows i dont text .so she opens it to see wtf . all of a sudden she yells out wtf this is what she read............

thank you for your recent order at our sex shop, u asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our display wall. please re select for that is our fire extinguisher :lol:

i calmly just asked "is it from the 702 area code" she says "ya" while studying it as if its going to tell her whats going on. i started howling "effin ragdoll" is all i said ..............................................

:thumb::lol::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That is some funnt sh*t right there :blink::lol::lol:

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i couldnt stop laughing all night about that. thats awesome that your wife got all excited about getting an red fire extinguisher! :clap:

ya well your dr. called............................................... :lol::thumb:

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