barefoot bob Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 so im driving home from the ssss goin up the 91 freeway, me and the wife. were kind of tired so its real quiet . suddenly the phone rings my wife has my cell phone so she goes to answer it. well theres no one there. she looks and realises its a text message. she knows i dont text .so she opens it to see wtf . all of a sudden she yells out wtf this is what she read............ thank you for your recent order at our sex shop, u asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our display wall. please re select for that is our fire extinguisher i calmly just asked "is it from the 702 area code" she says "ya" while studying it as if its going to tell her whats going on. i started howling "effin ragdoll" is all i said .............................................. Quote
Don29palms Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Well that just ruined her suprise gift! Quote
offroadracer Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 so im driving home from the ssss goin up the 91 freeway, me and the wife. were kind of tired so its real quiet . suddenly the phone rings my wife has my cell phone so she goes to answer it. well theres no one there. she looks and realises its a text message. she knows i dont text .so she opens it to see wtf . all of a sudden she yells out wtf this is what she read............ thank you for your recent order at our sex shop, u asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our display wall. please re select for that is our fire extinguisher i calmly just asked "is it from the 702 area code" she says "ya" while studying it as if its going to tell her whats going on. i started howling "effin ragdoll" is all i said .............................................. That is some funnt sh*t right there Quote
Sincity_blondie Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 thats freakin hilarious!!! I can only imagine the look on your wifes face. Quote
barefoot bob Posted September 16, 2007 Author Posted September 16, 2007 its ok i did my best on the get back but dam if his timing on that one wasnt perfect Quote
RAGDOLL MX Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 i couldnt stop laughing all night about that. thats awesome that your wife got all excited about getting an red fire extinguisher! Quote
barefoot bob Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 i couldnt stop laughing all night about that. thats awesome that your wife got all excited about getting an red fire extinguisher! ya well your dr. called............................................... Quote
Richard Cheese Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 overheard said by a nurse to a doctor.."how in the hell did that fire extingisher make it past his rectum?" dammit, i STILL have that stamp on my forearm Quote
sand chick Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Bob just came in here and so hard I had to come and see what was up!! THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THERE Quote
barefoot bob Posted September 17, 2007 Author Posted September 17, 2007 (edited) ALL I CAN SAY IS FUGGIN RAGDOLL !!!! Edited September 18, 2007 by barefoot bob Quote
desertskyz Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 IT'S A DAMN FIRE EXTINGISHER? Great..........How come nobody TOLD ME? Quote
barefoot bob Posted September 18, 2007 Author Posted September 18, 2007 IT'S A DAMN FIRE EXTINGISHER? Great..........How come nobody TOLD ME? Quote
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