New Retirement Planning

[Sandpirates2]

For those of you considering retirement.

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
  would have $49.00 left.
  
• With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
  
• With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
  
• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drankall of the beer, and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
  

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Happy Investing

SP2

[Jakster884]

I think I should hire you as my new financial advisor.

[dunefreak]

Sweet! I knew I was doing something right this whole time.

[crazy dave]

I get $75.00 a month from my cans :drunk2: wow thats about $350 a month in drinkin natty ice and I know i lose some cans :porn: I dumb

[White Rhino]

That is the best advise I have heard yet in our current economy turn down!!!!

:porn: :moon: :porn: :porn: :porn:

[MAXDOUT]

good advice.

[Sandpirates2]

Maybe I should send this one into the canidates support suggestion box..... :chkn:

[desertskyz]

For those of you considering retirement.

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
  would have $49.00 left.
  
• With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
  
• With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
  
• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drankall of the beer, and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
  

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Happy Investing

SP2

What the hell is this. Sounds like your trying to steal my thunda. Everyone knows that I, desertskyz, is the Recycling Queenpin. :chkn:

Friggin Thunda Stealer. :kitty:

I am afraid to look at my 401K and 401b stock account statements. I'll just wait it out.

Edited October 8, 2008 by desertskyz

[Richard Cheese]

my wife's 401k just took a 6000 dollar hit....and we didnt even get high

:wtf:

[TheAlaskan]

SP2 for President

[Dune Dad]

For those of you considering retirement.

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
  would have $49.00 left.
  
• With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
  
• With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
  
• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drankall of the beer, and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
  

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Happy Investing

SP2

I guess were all good!!

Thanks !!!