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Reminds me of a letter a guy got in Iraq. The girl dumps him and asks for her picture back. He is heartbroken so he goes around camp and gathers up about 2 dozen and sends them to her. The reply says please pic out your photo and return the rest I can't remember which one you were. FUNNY.....

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I thought is was stupid. The childish rantings of a immature man going through a midlife crisis.

To this Connie replies:

Dear Dan,

Please try not to miss me, I certainly don't miss the STD's you gave me by whoring around like you do. Thank goodness Dr. Feelgood cleared it all up on our trip to Jamaica on his yacht.

As for you F*cking Remote Control. Well............. Enricha the 6 pack ab's poolboy is using right now. We enjoy watching Sports and Comedies after he is done cleaning my pipes. He really likes the 42 inch flat screen plasma tv you left behind. He is so dedicate and has the stamina of a Lion. Grrrrrrr!.

Connie

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I thought is was stupid. The childish rantings of a immature man going through a midlife crisis.

To this Connie replies:

Dear Dan,

Please try not to miss me, I certainly don't miss the STD's you gave me by whoring around like you do. Thank goodness Dr. Feelgood cleared it all up on our trip to Jamaica on his yacht.

As for you F*cking Remote Control. Well............. Enricha the 6 pack ab's poolboy is using right now. We enjoy watching Sports and Comedies after he is done cleaning my pipes. He really likes the 42 inch flat screen plasma tv you left behind. He is so dedicate and has the stamina of a Lion. Grrrrrrr!.

Connie

:pissed::pissed: :2gunsfiring:

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this should have been in Joke of the Day anyway

srry im too lazy when it comes to where chit goes right wrong topic i really dont care :?: admins can move it if they want srry

Posted

I thought is was stupid. The childish rantings of a immature man going through a midlife crisis.

To this Connie replies:

Dear Dan,

Please try not to miss me, I certainly don't miss the STD's you gave me by whoring around like you do. Thank goodness Dr. Feelgood cleared it all up on our trip to Jamaica on his yacht.

As for you F*cking Remote Control. Well............. Enricha the 6 pack ab's poolboy is using right now. We enjoy watching Sports and Comedies after he is done cleaning my pipes. He really likes the 42 inch flat screen plasma tv you left behind. He is so dedicate and has the stamina of a Lion. Grrrrrrr!.

Connie

:dunno: Sounds like someone must of recieved the same kind of letter :banghead::grin: :kissass: :old:

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