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Richard Cheese

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  1. where is it not hooking up? on my ranger, everything but the submarine belt was a direct bolt on i just have the lap belt and shoulder harnesses.....the two into one shoulder harnesses, which i had to drill a hole in the frame for, which was real easy....
  2. not bad............................for a FLATBILLER!!! :flatbiller:
  3. fugggg where do i start :moonwalk: these are not in any specific order sooooo.. Unlike pimpshack, i had a good time doing my pizza delivery gig....the reason why?? i got to work the beer when i wasnt out on delivery, and when we got busy inside, i wouldnt go out on delivery....ALL my friends, good and bad, would show up for the McCHEESE special.....free tuxedos till ya blew chunks!! then I'd make ya a pizza man, the fun i had at THAT place....having to carry my friends out to their cars.....the crazy deliveries i did...almost gettin chomped on by a doberman I also bounced a lot while going to college...free alcohol, free admittance into the best clubs in town...many times drinking for free.....the freekin times i had doing those gigs, i oculd fill up a whole server .... ... i will elaborate one story..... I was bouncing at the black angus bar...it was the R and B hotspot :afro: :afro: :afro: and some more cheese :afro: :afro: one of the posts we had was to make sure no glass went to the restroom. we positioned a bouncer down the hallway from the bathroom to watch. well i was at that spot one night, rappin with a couple guys i knew, when one ofthem told me a girl just snuck by with a glass of beer...." excuse me' maam" "maam!!!: excues me maaam!!! hey lady!!!! EXCUSE ME LADY!!!! HEY LADY IM TALKIN TO YOU!!!!!! HEY YOU f*cking b*tch, DONT IGNORE MY a$$!! , to which she turned around ..."you a-hole dont call me a b*tch!! " and went to my boss....he called me into his office, where that smug b*tch was sittin, and he dressed me down in front of her, then told her he was going to take it a step further, and asked her to leave. she shut the door, and i was about ready to sh*t my pants, when my boss started laughing his azz off...said it was the funniest thing he ever heard... I also got to do dealer trades for cars when my friend was a manager at a local car dealership.....the best one was drving a brand new Jag back to dallas, and gettin flown home for 2k!!! i stoped in laughlin, lost my a$$ at the card tables, and tucked it into my bills, and the dealership in dallas paid for it!~!! i drove an ice cream truck for about two months....id stop by all my friends houses, hand out free ice cream, pull up to the mall and double charge all the :afro: to make up for all the free ice cream i gave out i was also a lifequard for 4 years during highschool and 2 years of college in the summertimes.....for some reason the lifeguards in bakersfield LOVED to party!! the kids jumping off the 1 and 3 meter boards were classic entertainment too...fuggin hilarious some of the chit i saw there. right out of college, I collected defaulted student loans. I had a toll free number and I was nation-wide, dealing with :afro: lemme ax you dis, and I aint gotz no moneyz.....and , Hello, is la TREY tweeka there???, whachoo allup in ma bidness fo? my collecter name was Peter Jennings, and at least once a week, i wouldget, " hurry up, Peter Jennings from the news wants to talk to you!!" man i had some fun jobs!!!
  4. fuggggggg....where do i start explanation.....Cal State University Bakersfield had a career center when i attended and i used the fk outta it to get jobs..... 1st worst.......inventory at a locally owned shoe store...the owner was soooo tight, that for my wages, he divided what i made by 8, and deducted that from each one of the salesmen's paycheck...i had nine freekin bosses so it went like this i had to inventory and stack the new shoes that we got in. the first salesman would tell me one way to stack the shoes, which i would do, and right before i was done, another salesman would come back and jump my azz and tell me i was doing it wrong, and would show me how to do it "right" so then i would rearrange everything the second way, only to have the fuggin first salesman come back again, call me stupid, yell at me, and go tell our boss i was there all of 48 hours before I peaced out :afro: on that job the summer before my teaching career started, i needed a job to pay bills, so i got a gig at a local liquor store doing the clerk thing. i would work 8 hours, days a week, selling alcohol. Man, this is where i learned to be a responsible person. I would see some crazy chit...strippers comin in after gettin off work @ the VU (deja vu...a strip club here in bako) rollin with the losers that asked them out on a date AFTER their shift strippin alcoholics so bad off they were shakin, and couldnt hold the bottle of booze they just bought ...i actually had to clean several broken ones off the floor...i later learned to give it to them off the premises, or place it in their car for them....and then the welfare losers, who had all kinds of cash to play the fuggin lottery, but then would go to the foodstamps for milk and bologna and bread for 5 kids, all dirty, wearin the same clothes 3-4 days in a row. funny thing...i was thinking of the bad jobs i had, but i kept thinking of the good jobs, fun jobs I had...imma start a new thread for that one!
  5. o3 chevy tahoe.....74k 03 duramax....just turned 80k....i plan on runnin this bad boy into the ground!! looks like we have some love happenin here @ DDR!!
  6. DUDE DUDE DUDE!!!!!... fuggin chinnutz
  7. sup cole slaw??? glad to hear you got a venture goin on...maybe put a pic of that midget stripper on the cans could get you more sales? :beer_bang:
  8. duh.... what about the 15,000 acres to the south...isnt that habitat too? he makes it sound like there isnt any other beach, or area in CA, where these endangered species live and nest.......the last time i checked, there is like 1800 miles of coastline, and we only have like 3-4 of it.. FKN BULLSHIT :beer_bang:
  9. no...im talkin TEAM SPORTS....that looks like it would be used in individual sports...
  10. ummmmm define powersports, cause in my definition, vibrators are included in powersports :shocked2:
  11. here's EXACTLY what yo drunk :afro: azz needs econo porch lmao
  12. glad to hear @ the TRT meeting they reported finding more than enough of them
  13. yeah, well........... I finally got to roll with the DDR peeps over thanksgiving, and uncle freak and ISBB, along with Stalteri920 rolled out for a daytrip!! Meeting desertskys, paulypaul, fmflover, chinny (wingnut), crasher, my4dr, sand snake, sanddunesaddict, and god knows who else (sorry if i forgot to name you...one too many benders since that weekend) yelling right at the perfert time, "do not suck d*ck while driving this car!" :shocked2: I got to go to dumont TWICE as much as I have in the past (two times rather than just only one) having a non-carved up, no tracks whatsoever comp hill to myself for an entire two days over superbowl weekend.
  14. shoot, for just keeping the batts from going dead, you could use the one they sell at harbor freight and tool
  15. the polaris side by sides are all in the same boat...motor doesnt make enough hp....tranny wont wont clutch properly in the sand....putting new belts and weights on it makes the belts blow easier......its all documented on www.prcforum.com... a ranger and rzr forum site after researching upgrades for my ranger for over a year...i decided to leave it basically stock.....
  16. out the door cyclesports i went to their sister store a year and a half ago to get my ranger....saved over 2k from what the local dealer wanted... just pick the model you want, put in your information, and they will email you a quote.....you can call too on edit here is a reply i got from them just now........for just the regular rhino 7oo fuel injection Thank You! You are on your way to saving big dollars on your Yamaha 08 Rhino 700 Fuel Injection. Todays price is $10,799 (red $10,999) OUT THE DOOR, including all applicable taxes, registration, and document fees. We do not charge any freight, set-up, or destination charges. Price quotes are good for 48 hours and change constantly with customer demand, inventory levels, and sales goals. All factory rebates and/or promotional dollars are factored into our offer so we can provide you with the lowest price possible. To confirm your OTD price, reserve your new vehicle, and schedule a pick-up, please call (310) 677-0900 or (866) 234-8670 or email info@otdcyclesports.com. The quoted price is not binding until we confirm your order by phone or email. We promise to do our best to make your purchase as simple as possible; scheduling an appointment with us will only make your buying experience more fun! Our company goals are to offer the best value in the western United States. If you receive a competitive or lower price from another dealer, please bring it to our attention so that we can evaluate our pricing position.
  17. when i take my truck in for anything, i replace the stock tune and leave the programmer @ home
  18. biological diversity is just another way to say ENVIRO-NAZI
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