Richard Cheese

then satellite radio wouldn't be needed! What if you had a huge blow out afro like snoop dogg in the early daze?

you wouldn't be fat......she's a clam slammer.....she has be turkey basted....after she ate the turkey :mc_smiley: doo doo brown refers to Luke Skyywalker lyrics "doo doo brown", which means ghetto, so a ghetto biotchslappin :shocked2: then you wouldn't have any shiot to talk biotch What if you had some major coin....what would you buy????

then you would all be in dire need of a doo doo brown biotchslappin'! What if Rosie o Donut were your mother???

is someone missing off the shortbus?? that IS disgusting!

this happened at pismo last Thanksgiving We had been there from monday. On Wed night, when everyone and their brother was pulling in, it got quiet at about 11 pm. we we camped close to the exit of the park, so little or no evening traffic makes for a great early night. I wake up to hear a turbo spoolin up ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ................................... SO I stick my head out of the toyhauler, and some clowns are pullin in next to me, and they are stuck. I tell the wife that I am gonna watch this, so i grab a beer, go stroke the campfire some more, and sit down and watch. these guys (5 of them) continually move the truck back and forth about 2 feet, and proceed to get it stuck up to the frame rails. I laugh.. then, out of the toyhauler, they pull a highly modified jeep, and fire it up, take it to the front of the truck, and hook up with a strap to try to pull out WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...blblblblblblblblbl..................WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....blbblblblblblblblblblbWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA now the jeep is stuck I look around, and everybody is out of thier trailers watching too 7 beers into watching these guys wake everybody up within a quarter mile around them , I decide to go over and see if I can help. I grab my shovel, and head over there. I start talking to them, and, of course they are hittin the bottle too, because they are frustrated. I asked them if they aired down. They all look at each other, and back at me, and ask, "what the hell for" I got my tire deflators, and had them unstuck within 30 minutes...and then got to see the sun come up!!!

home,,,,,,just like football.........best seat in the house

you will be ok pulling with the half ton as far as choice..it is up to you. from what I read, i would go with the WW, but you can probably get a better price for it, imfo good luck, and see you in the dunes

i use a pallet underneath the steps on my toyhauler...helps with sand control in the rig. Even the rangers asked me what I was doing with it....

i will be there with the family on Sat. gonna hang out with big buford @ the wired whips booth!

Hell, I've pulled up with sh!t all over the ground at our favorite campsite

otdcyclesports.com gives you an out the door price, that I haven't seen beat yet, but then again, I just check so cal they have offered 9,999 otd before of course this is for the 660....are you wanting a 450, as I believe the one for 9 grrrrr is a 450 dunefreak???

this thread was the lone reason for me and the wifey looking for land to build our new home a few years ago. got 1/4 acre, RV parking, and an 8 ft metal screen gate, along with 2 140 lb watch dogs behind the gate. now to install my own dump station

sure it does...the topic morphed into why people think they need caution tape...that was due to the sheer amount of people on crowded weekends, to which amargosa was brought up.

so, coming from barstow, i would have to go another hour to V-town, then another hour to Amargosa??? like I said "off weekends", like superbowl weekends work great. last year, friday, didn't see any other tracks in the dunes until 1030am pretty cool

you should try oceano at least once..... granted, the dunes are anthills compared to dumont, but in the summertime, you can't beat opening up your toyhauler in the morning to the sound of the ocean, or going to sleep to it....and if you park too close, waking up to it in your camp!! plus the town of pissmo be(er)ach is right there, with great seafood, outlet malls, and a ton of other things to do too. college town of san luis obispo, right up the 101 :smoker: where the hell is amargosa dunes? how big is the park? big dunes like dumont???

do what they do to baseball fields get an 8x8 section of chainlink fence, and drag it behind a rhino!!

never been on prez's day. sounds like a giant cluster I have only been twice, and on superbowl weekends both times I usually ride @ oceano dunes, and that place is a freekin nightmare...1500 acres including camping, with up to 1000 trailers, plus 1000 dayuse passes that can be issued every day... that is why I go on off weekends

dude, that was just the effect of the mushrooms and the peyote they ingested on a daily basis

back in my college daze :smoker: , I used to escort a group of strippers i had classes with to bachelor parties. one time, the group of guys, unbeknownst to us, had previously ripped 10's and 20's in half, and rolledthem up like regular bills. after the first show, rayne calls me back into the bedroom, and shows me the money. the girls wanted to leave, so we decide to go out the sliding glass door in the back and go around front. we get to the front of the house, and there stands about 20 pissed off guys who all chipped in and came up with about 500 bucks to see what usually amounts to a bunch of naked hotties doin things on the floor with each other. there I stand with 5 girls, with 20 guys blocking our path, and the smallest girl, onya (no sh!t, that was her stage name ) pulls out a glock 9 mm and lets a few rounds fly in the air needless to say, we made it out of there ok. never went back out with those crazy biaaaaatches again

ya know, compared to the other places I have ridden, the crappers @ dumont are pretty much first class. no smell, very little graffitti now, maybe if they smelled bad ............................ If I EVER see that when I am there, I will Def not only say something to the group of people around it, but also to the ranger that is freekin B.S.

blocking off the bathroom with moho's is just retarded. I would have blown through there in the middle of the night on my DS650, consantly clutching and revving...maybe they would have got the hint as far as kids playing on the dunes themselves :angry22: what in the hell are those parents thinking??? I understand the kids need a place to play, but not ON the dunes themselves, that is just a recipe for a lifeflight. set up a mini track around camp or something, or get creative with a shovel at camp, and build your own sandhill

those things are made in china. they are geared WAY high for the sand. you will be lucky to get out of 1st gear in the hills. get a rhino, or a ranger believe me, I am in the same shoes you are, looking for a mini rail or rhino.

take a pick of this guy and post it up in this thread please

a buggy caught fire and burned, two occupants didn,t make it out anyone know who it was?

yeah..........i carry around a copy of the sound of music...if my son starts complaining, i just pop in the sound of music. if they still complain, i turn it off all together. if they still complain........we turn around go home, find a babysitter, and me and the missus go by ourselves